Conservative Libertarian Outpost

Dear God:

          Why didn’t you save the school students at ;

          Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96

          Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97

          Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97

          West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97

          Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97

          Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98

          Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98

          Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98

          Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98

          Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98

          Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99

          Taber , Alberta, Canada 5/28/99

          Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99

          Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99

          Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99

          Santee , California 3/ 5/01

          El Cajon , California 3/22/0 1 

          Lancaster County, Pennsylvania  10/2/06

          Blacksburg, Virginia 4/16/07

          ? ? ?

          ? ? ?

          

          Sincerely,

          A Confused Student

          —————————————————–

          Reply:

          Dear Confused Student:

          

          I am not allowed in schools.

          

          Sincerely,

          GOD

          ———————————————————-

          

          How did this all of this insanity get started???

          

          —————–

          Let’s see…

          I think it started when athiest, activist

          Madeline Murray O’Hare complained

          she didn’t want any prayer in our schools.

          

          And we said, OK..

          ——————

          Then, someone said

          you better not read the Holy Bible in school,

          the very same Bible that says,

          “thou shall not murder, thou shall not steal

          and love your neighbors as yourself,”

          

          And we said, OK…

          —————–

          Dr. Benjamin Spock said

          we shouldn’t spank our children when they

          misbehaved because their little personalities

          would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.

          And we said, an expert should know

          what he’s talking about so we won’t spank them anymore..

          ——————

          Then someone said teachers and principals better not

          discipline our children when they misbehave.

          

          And the school administrators said

          no faculty member in this school had

          better touch a student when they misbehave

          because we don’t want any bad publicity

          and we surely don’t want to be sued.

          

          And we accepted their reasoning…

          ——————

          Then someone said,

          Why not let our daughters have abortions if they want them

          and they won’t even have to tell their parents.

          And we said, that’s a grand idea…

          ——————

          Then some wise school board member said,

          since boys will be boys and they’re going to do it anyway,

          let’s give our sons all the condoms they want,

          so they can have all the fun they desire,

          and won’t have to tell their parents they got them at school.

          

          And we said, that’s another great idea…

          ——————

          Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn’t matter

          what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.

          And we said, it doesn’t matter

          what anybody, including the President, does in private

          as long as we have jobs and the economy is good.

          ——————

          And someone else took that appreciation a step further and

          published pictures of nude children and then

          stepped further still by making them available on the Internet.

          And we said, everyone’s entitled to free speech….

          ——————

          And the entertainment industry said,

          let’s make TV shows and movies that

          promote profanity, violence and illicit sex…

          And let’s record music that encourages

          rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes…

          And we said, it’s just entertainment

          and it has no adverse effect

          and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead.

          ——————

          Now we’re asking ourselves why

           our children have no conscience,

          why they don’t know right from wrong,

          and why it doesn’t bother them to kill

          strangers, classmates or even themselves.

          ——————

          Undoubtedly,

          if we thought about it long and hard enough,

          it seems we could finally figure it out.

          I’m sure it has a great deal to do with…

          

          “WE REAP WHAT WE SOW” 

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