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A Most Humble Invitation to Osama bin Laden

It seems Mr. bin Laden ignored my invitation to him. Lo those many years ago…

The offer still stands, and, we could accommodate many of your fellows as well. Although I am no longer a resident of Colorado the offer still stands. I am sure that you would feel right at home. There have also been rumors about your health issues over the years Osama, and Colorado can surly help with those as well, possibly ending the suffering that you have gone through for so many years!

We grow, and learn Osama. There is no need for anger. Please, come to Colorado, we eagerly await your august presence!


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6 Responses to “A Most Humble Invitation to Osama bin Laden”

  1. TexasFred's avatar TexasFred Says:
    March 25, 2010 at 18:49

    I’m all for helping him along with euthanasia… 😈

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  2. mainenowandthen's avatar mainenowandthen Says:
    March 26, 2010 at 06:25

    I would be delighted to assist in any humanitarian effort involving Mr. Bin Laden.

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  3. Patrick Sperry's avatar Patrick Sperry Says:
    March 26, 2010 at 06:46

    Heck, we could turn it into a party!

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  4. mainenowandthen's avatar mainenowandthen Says:
    March 27, 2010 at 08:10

    Sounds great. Bring your own ammo?

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  5. tonydowning's avatar tonydowning Says:
    March 27, 2010 at 13:55

    I’ll bring a ball bat to assist with his headache!

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  6. Patrick Sperry's avatar Patrick Sperry Says:
    March 27, 2010 at 17:24

    You Betcha Maine! Only honest to God Louisville Sluggers Tony. Have to draw the line somewhere!
    🙂

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