A Most Humble Invitation to Osama bin Laden

It seems Mr. bin Laden ignored my invitation to him. Lo those many years ago…

The offer still stands, and, we could accommodate many of your fellows as well. Although I am no longer a resident of Colorado the offer still stands. I am sure that you would feel right at home. There have also been rumors about your health issues over the years Osama, and Colorado can surly help with those as well, possibly ending the suffering that you have gone through for so many years!

We grow, and learn Osama. There is no need for anger. Please, come to Colorado, we eagerly await your august presence!

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6 Responses to “A Most Humble Invitation to Osama bin Laden”

  1. TexasFred Says:

    I’m all for helping him along with euthanasia… 😈


  2. mainenowandthen Says:

    I would be delighted to assist in any humanitarian effort involving Mr. Bin Laden.


  3. Patrick Sperry Says:

    Heck, we could turn it into a party!


  4. mainenowandthen Says:

    Sounds great. Bring your own ammo?


  5. tonydowning Says:

    I’ll bring a ball bat to assist with his headache!


  6. Patrick Sperry Says:

    You Betcha Maine! Only honest to God Louisville Sluggers Tony. Have to draw the line somewhere!


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