Conservative Libertarian Outpost

I don’t even know where this list came from but it contains some important, yet little known, information that people need to be aware of about the AR-15.

• The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
• Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
• Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
• Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.
• In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the…