Conservative Libertarian Outpost

After I’d been married 50 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said

  “Honey, 50 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 22 year old brunette.

  Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I’m sleeping with a 70 year old grandma. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things.”

  My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 22 year old brunette, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on
a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

  Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis…

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