He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a “Nazi.”
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.”
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ’08.”
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.
It’s important to my health.
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