A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
“Tony, do you have a story to share?” the teacher asked.
“Yes ma’am. My daddy told a story about his sister, my Aunt Nancy.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her helicopter got hit.
She had to crash land in enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break in the crash and then she landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the pistol but she ran out of bullets, so she killed four more with the knife, but then the blade broke, so she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
“Good Heavens” said the horrified teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?”
Tony said, “Remember son, never f**k with Aunt Nancy when she’s drinking.”
Stolen from non other than Texas Fred! 🙂
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