Three prominent Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing challenging surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I could be the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist once lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon, not to be outdone, said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an automobile accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs.
Some years back, a local gal got high on cocaine and marijuana, stole a neighbor’s horse and rode the horse head-on into a freight train traveling 80 miles an hour!
All I had left to work with was the gal’s blond hair and the horses rear end.
Today she’s a prominent Senator from New York State and she’s running for President.”
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