I bought a new Ford F-150 4 door with a short bed and
landau top and returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
“Nelson,” the salesman said to the radio. The Radio
replied, “Ricky or Willie?” “Willie!” he continued
and
“On The Road Again” came from the speakers. Then he
said, “Ray Charles!”, and in an instant ” Georgia
On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I’d say, “Beethoven,” I’d get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, “Beatles,” I’d get one of their
awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, ” GD Ass Holes!” Immediately the French
National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and
The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Ted Kennedy
on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!!!
From the one, and only Mister Christer!
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