Official Pronouncement

The goverment today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom,because it more accurately reflects the goverments political stance.A condom allows for inflation,halts production,destroys the next generation,protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you a sense of security while your actually being screwed.Damn, it just doesnt get more accurate than that.

Got this from Texas Freds… LMAO!