From Chris Smith, affectionately known as “Mister Christer” this comes along the internet via email. Enjoy! 😀
Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don’t.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability
you’ll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass
them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the
scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in
a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine
for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself
into the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough
to get out of jury duty.
Think about it, he dispatches Flight for Life from the Saint Anthony Communication center!
Then, and this is no joke people; About twenty years ago while out fly fishing I stopped off at a shop on the way to Leadville. Inside, I found a poster, it was simple in nature, and printed in the 1850’s. So, what would so interest me about a poster that was well over a hundred years old? Well … Read on ! 😀
SPERRYS LAW … The good mister Murphy was a damned optimist!
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