Proudly stolen from Texas Fred! 😀 Semper Fi brother!
The Navy Invented Sex….
A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, ‘Well, we had Iwo Jima.’
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, ‘We had the Battle of Midway.’
‘Not entirely true’, responded the Marine. ‘Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.’
The sailor responds, ‘Point taken.’
The Marine then says, ‘We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!’
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we had John Paul Jones.’
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says…… ‘The Navy invented sex!’
The Marine replies, ‘That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.’
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June 6, 2008 at 01:41
Somehow, I just knew you’d like this one… 😛
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June 6, 2008 at 07:02
Better yet Fred? When I was opening it my neighbor was over. He did thirty some years in the Navy. He just laughed like all hell.
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June 19, 2008 at 23:13
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