Why Parents drink

  A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
“Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
     It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I
have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s
     Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
     In the meantime we will pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
deserves it. Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to
take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be
back to visit so that you can get to know your

Love, Your Son John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over Tommy’s
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than the report card that’s in my
center desk drawer. I love you.  Please call me when
it’s safe to come home.

Credit: Chris Smith 🙂

3 Responses to “Why Parents drink”

  1. TexasFred Says:

    Damn… 😕


  2. GM Roper Says:

    That wasn’t John’s letter, it was my daughters. ROFL 😀


  3. patricksperry Says:

    I need the code for the ROTFLMAO emoticon! LOL!


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