Conservative Libertarian Outpost

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a 
          winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she 
          could find on ice fishing.
          For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an 
          expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she 
          went for her first ice fishing trip.
          She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment 
          needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special 
          place in her kit.
          When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her 
          padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools.
          Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming 
          voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
          Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further 
          along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started 
          to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no 
          fish under the ice!" Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, 
          as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up 
          her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped 
          for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful 
          to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair 
          positioned just so, everything.
          Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, 
          "There are no fish under the ice!"
          Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that you, 
          Lord?"
          The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating 
          rink!"

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