The perils of eating

American connoisseurs are being poisoned at every opportunity. I mean, our peanut butter crackers!

Be glad that you are not in Japan though! Your Chef might feed you poison testicles… What next? Will Rocky Mountain Oysters slide into the food hall of infamy?

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5 Responses to “The perils of eating”

  1. Michael Says:

    I got a recall notice in the mail today from Costco about the recall on my 85% eaten box of Cliff bars…

  2. Patrick Sperry Says:

    Figures. Hope you are still healthy!

  3. TexasFred Says:

    Nothing like an 85% lawsuit… 😛

  4. littleriver Says:

    Everyone who ever ate an apple ultimately died.

    Therefore apples are dangerous. Please stop eating.

  5. Patrick Sperry Says:

    Everyone dies eventually, it’s just a fact of life.

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