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The perils of eating

American connoisseurs are being poisoned at every opportunity. I mean, our peanut butter crackers!

Be glad that you are not in Japan though! Your Chef might feed you poison testicles… What next? Will Rocky Mountain Oysters slide into the food hall of infamy?

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5 Responses to “The perils of eating”

  1. Michael's avatar Michael Says:
    January 28, 2009 at 19:35

    I got a recall notice in the mail today from Costco about the recall on my 85% eaten box of Cliff bars…

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  2. Patrick Sperry's avatar Patrick Sperry Says:
    January 28, 2009 at 21:25

    Figures. Hope you are still healthy!

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  3. TexasFred's avatar TexasFred Says:
    January 29, 2009 at 11:38

    Nothing like an 85% lawsuit… 😛

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  4. railroadmike's avatar littleriver Says:
    January 29, 2009 at 22:52

    Everyone who ever ate an apple ultimately died.

    Therefore apples are dangerous. Please stop eating.

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  5. Patrick Sperry's avatar Patrick Sperry Says:
    January 30, 2009 at 09:08

    Everyone dies eventually, it’s just a fact of life.

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