Cowboy Logic

> This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Montana Wool and Sheep
> Grower’s Association by the Sierra Club and the United States Forest
> Service.
> Hard to argue with this cowboy logic.
> A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the US Forest Service
> were presenting an alternative to Montana ranchers for
> controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the
> ranchers using
> the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator,
> the tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.
> What the Sierra Club proposed was for the animals to be
> captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again, and the population
> would be controlled.
> All of the ranchers mulled over this ‘amazing’ idea for a couple of minutes.
> Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back, and said,
> ‘Son, I don’t think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain’t scewin’
> our sheep — they’re eatin’ ’em!’

A 10 year old’s love story

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.  One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr.  Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.  Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10.  Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s room.  It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr.  Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live?  You’re not old enough to get a job.
You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance.  Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.  That’s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.”

Mr.  Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
‘Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.  I just have one more question.  What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
Who says today’s kids aren’t smart?
….Well, some of them sure are!!
At a high School in Montana, a group
of high schoolers played a prank on the
school teachers and staff. They let
three goats loose in the school …but
before they let them go, they painted
numbers on the sides of the goats: 1,2,4.

…Local school administrators, teachers,
and custodians spent most of the day
looking for #3.

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