Back by popular demand the scourge of Europe during the middle ages could be coming your way! Or, what do you say when something goes wrong with a terrorist’s toy factory..? Never fear though! Obama will talk these people out of their ways!
Al-Qa’ida goofs in the lab
Q: What’s the one word you don’t want to hear in a Weapons of Mass Destruction lab?
A: Whoops! Unfortunately for some hapless Algerian jihadis, that’s apparently what happened recently. According to a report in The Washington Times, a senior U.S. intelligence official confirmed that al-Qa’ida affiliates in Algeria had to close a WMD lab after they got some “unexpected results” while experimenting with unconventional weapons. Speaking anonymously, the official said he could not confirm reports that the accident killed some 40 al-Qa’ida operatives, but he did confirm that the accident led the jihadis to shut down the lab. U.S. intelligence intercepted an urgent message in January between the leaders of al-Qa’ida in the Land of the Maghreb (AQIM) and al-Qa’ida’s leadership in Pakistan, saying that an area in Algeria previously sealed to prevent leakage of a biological or chemical substance had been breached. “We don’t know if this is biological or chemical,” the official said.
This story was first reported by that paragon of journalism, the British tabloid The Sun, which claimed that some terrorists had died of bubonic plague, the Black Death that killed a third of Europe’s population in the 14th century. However, U.S. officials dismissed that speculation. And while there could be no better end for today’s 7th-century jihadi than dying from a 14th-century disease, this incident is a good reminder that al-Qa’ida is still looking to attack and kill us using whatever weapons they can get their hands on. We hope that the Obama regime will take note.
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