IRISH BLONDE
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino
and bet
twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much
luckier when I’m
completely nude”.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and
yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed
“YES, YES, I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The
other
answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were
watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are
dumb, but all men are men.
SOURCE: Mister Christer!
Conservative Libertarian Outpost 