This has been around for quite a while and gets a bit of re-working every year.
Tax
Poem
The Tax Poem Be sure to read all the way
to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his
_ss.
Tax all he
has
Then let him know
That you won't be
done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and
hollers;
Then tax him some
more,
Tax him till He's good and
sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my
doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable
Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
(FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax Fuel
Permit
Tax Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per
gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of
tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge T ax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle
Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise
Tax
Telephone Federal Universal
Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local
Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge
Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring
Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local
Tax
Telephone Usage Charge
Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle
Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration
Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation
Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS
FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had
absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the tar nation
happened? Can you spell "politicians?"
And I still have to "press 1" for
English!?!?!?!?
I hope this goes around THE USA at least
100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN
AMERICAN!!!!!!
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