It seems Mr. bin Laden ignored my invitation to him. Lo those many years ago…
The offer still stands, and, we could accommodate many of your fellows as well. Although I am no longer a resident of Colorado the offer still stands. I am sure that you would feel right at home. There have also been rumors about your health issues over the years Osama, and Colorado can surly help with those as well, possibly ending the suffering that you have gone through for so many years!
We grow, and learn Osama. There is no need for anger. Please, come to Colorado, we eagerly await your august presence!
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