Archive for June, 2007

Biometric Social Security cards

June 19, 2007

Senator Chuck Schumer wants to amend the immigration bill to require you to get a new Social Security card with biometric information imbedded in it. Creating this new card would . . .

* Cost $9 billion (before the usual government cost over-runs)
* Require the Social Security administration to hire an additional 60,000 employees
* Require you to spend time getting the new card
* Require you to give the central government sensitive personal information

In the past only criminals had to supply the state with things like fingerprints, DNA, or retinal scans. Now, if Schumer gets his way, law abiding citizens will have to do it too, just for the privilege of earning a living. Meanwhile . . .

The people this card is supposed to control will continue to live underground, work on the black market without papers, or forge documents. The real control will be over you, not them.

So why does Schumer want this Biometric Social Security card on top of the REAL ID?

It could be because the REAL ID Act is in big trouble and the politicians are looking for an alternative that doesn’t require the cooperation of state governments. After all . . .

New Hampshire just voted to NOT COOPERATE with the REAL ID requirement!

This New Hampshire decision is a big victory for our side, but a real challenge to Big Brother politicians like Schumer. Biometric Social Security cards may soon take the place of the REAL ID, unless we stop the whole thing dead in its tracks, right now.

This Biometric Social Security card is evidence that the politicians are going to come at us from all angles. If they can’t come in through the door (REAL ID), then they’ll try to come in through a window (Biometric Social Security cards). We need to use the same tactic to defeat this tactic, fighting fire with fire.

We need to attack these Big Brother proposals from all angles. That’s why we’re devoting the entire week to defeating the immigration bill. We need for you to send a new message about this each day. Every message will ask the Senate to oppose the immigration bill as a whole. But then . . .

In your personal comments we want to ask you to add a specific objection — a different one for each day. Yesterday we asked you to tell your Senators that . . .

You’ve heard rumors that earmarks are being offered in return for voting yes on the immigration bill, and you’re going to be very ANGRY if that turns out to be true. If you sent this message yesterday, thank you. If you did not, please do so now HERE.

Today, send another message, and use your personal comments to ask your Senators to oppose Senator Schumer’s Biometric Social Security Card amendment. You can do so HERE.

Tomorrow we’ll be back with another message for you to send on this issue. In the meantime, could we ask you to put in a little extra effort today, and also send a message calling for the repeal of the REAL ID Act. Tell them you know New Hampshire has refused to participate, and you think it’s time to just repeal REAL ID entirely. You can send that message HERE.

This is important because the more objections the Senate receives to national ID card schemes the more likely it is that the REAL ID Act will be repealed, that provisions related to it will be stripped from the immigration bill, and that Schumer’s Biometric Social Security Card amendment will also be defeated.

You can send your “Repeal the REAL ID Act” message HERE.

 

S1237

June 19, 2007

Thank you for using Gun Owners of America Mail System

Message sent to the following recipients:
Senator Allard
Senator Salazar
Message text follows:

Patrick Sperry
552 Webster St. #3
Lakewood, CO 80226-1658

June 19, 2007

[recipient address was inserted here]

[recipient name was inserted here],

S1237 is a serious threat to all Americans, I urge you to stop this
abomination in it’s tracks. This Bill could make any dissent at all cause
to deprive Americans of their rights. All that it would take would be to
have another Clinton in the office of the President, and that coupled
with, say, a Frank Lautenberg as Attorney General. We have decent people
already being denied their right to own a gun based on unpaid traffic
fines. To think that this would not be used to quash political dissent is
a pipe dream. That apparently is the goal of Chuck Schumer and the likes
of him. A letter like this could easily place me on some nefarious list
that they (government) would be the sole deciders of who gets on the list,
without recourse.

Sincerely,

Patrick Sperry

Sneaky Politicians and you…

June 19, 2007

McCarthy Bill Moves To The Senate
— “Compromise” bill represents the most far-reaching gun ban in
years

Gun Owners of America E-Mail Alert
8001 Forbes Place, Suite 102, Springfield, VA 22151
Phone: 703-321-8585 / FAX: 703-321-8408
http://www.gunowners.org

ACTION:

1. Please urge your Senators to OPPOSE the gun control bill (HR 2640)
which was snuck through the House last week by anti-gun Democrats.
Some people are saying this bill is a positive step for gun owners,
but realize this ONE SIMPLE FACT: Rep. Carolyn McCarthy and Sen.
Chuck Schumer are the lead sponsors of this legislation! These two
have NEVER once looked out for your Second Amendment rights!!!

2. Please use the contact information below — and the pre-written
letter — to help direct your comments to them, and circulate this
alert to as many gun owners as you can. It is imperative that we
remind gun owners nationwide that gun control DOES NOT work to reduce
crime; that, to the contrary, gun control HAS DISARMED millions of
law-abiding citizens; and that the answer to tragedies like Virginia
Tech is to REPEAL the “gun free zones” which leave law-abiding
victims defenseless.

Monday, June 18, 2007

The Associated Press got it right last week when it stated that, “The
House Wednesday passed what could become the first major federal gun
control law in over a decade.”

It’s true. The McCarthy bill that passed will DRAMATICALLY expand
the dragnet that is currently used to disqualify law-abiding gun
buyers. So much so, that hundreds of thousands of honest citizens
who want to buy a gun will one day walk into a gun store and be
shocked when they’re told they’re a prohibited purchaser, having been
lumped into the same category as murderers and rapists.

This underscores the problems that have existed all along with the
Brady Law. At the time it was passed, some people foolishly thought,
“No big deal. I’m not a bad guy. This law won’t affect me.”

But what happens when good guys’ names get thrown into the bad guys’
list? That is exactly what has happened, and no one should think
that the attempts to expand the gun control noose are going to end
with the McCarthy bill (HR 2640).

Speaking to the CNN audience on June 13, head of the Brady Campaign,
Paul Helmke, stated that, “We’re hopeful that now that the NRA has
come around to our point of view in terms of strengthening the Brady
background checks, that now we can take the next step after this bill
passes [to impose additional gun control].”

Get it? The McCarthy bill is just a first step.

The remainder of this alert will explain, in layman’s terms, the
problems with what passed on Wednesday. Please understand that GOA’s
legal department has spent hours analyzing the McCarthy bill, in
addition to looking at existing federal regulations and BATFE
interpretations. (If you want the lawyerly perspective, then please
go to http://www.gunowners.org/netb.htm for an extensive analysis.)

So what does HR 2640 do? Well, as stated already, this is one of the
most far-reaching gun bans in years. For the first time in history,
this bill takes a giant step towards banning one-fourth of returning
military veterans from ever owning a gun again.

In 2000, President Clinton added between 80,000 – 90,000 names of
military veterans — who were suffering from Post Traumatic Stress
(PTS) — into the NICS background check system. These were vets who
were having nightmares; they had the shakes. So Clinton disqualified
them from buying or owning guns.

For seven years, GOA has been arguing that what Clinton did was
illegitimate. But if this McCarthy bill gets enacted into law, a
future Hillary Clinton administration would actually have the law on
her side to ban a quarter of all military veterans (that’s the number
of veterans who have Post Traumatic Stress) from owning guns.

Now, the supporters of the McCarthy bill claim that military veterans
— who have been denied their Second Amendment rights — could get
their rights restored. But this is a very nebulous promise.

The reason is that Section 101(c)(1)(C) of the bill provides
explicitly that a psychiatrist or psychologist diagnosis is enough to
ban a person for ever owning a gun as long as it’s predicated on a
microscopic risk that a person could be a danger to himself or
others. (Please be sure to read the NOTE below for more details on
this.)

How many psychiatrists are going to deny that a veteran suffering
from PTS doesn’t possess a MICROSCOPIC RISK that he could be a danger
to himself or others?

And even if they can clear the psychiatrist hurdle, we’re still
looking at thousands of dollars for lawyers, court fees, etc. And
then, when veterans have done everything they can possibly do to
clear their name, there is still the Schumer amendment in federal law
which prevents the BATFE from restoring the rights of individuals who
are barred from purchasing firearms. If that amendment is not
repealed, then it doesn’t matter if your state stops sending your
name for inclusion in the FBI’s NICS system… you are still going to
be a disqualified purchaser when you try to buy a gun.

So get the irony. Senator Schumer is the one who is leading the
charge in the Senate to pass the McCarthy bill, and he is
“generously” offering military veterans the opportunity to clear
their names, even though it’s been HIS AMENDMENT that has prevented
honest gun owners from getting their rights back under a similar
procedure created in 1986!

But there’s still another irony. Before this bill, it was very
debatable (in legal terms) whether the military vets with PTS should
have been added into the NICS system… and yet many of them were —
even though there was NO statutory authority to do so. Before this
bill, there were provisions in the law to get one’s name cleared, and
yet Schumer made it impossible for these military vets to do so.

Now, the McCarthy bill (combined with federal regulations) makes it
unmistakably clear that military vets with Post Traumatic Stress
SHOULD BE ADDED as prohibited persons on the basis of a
“diagnosis.”
Are these vets now going to find it any easier to get their names
cleared (when the law says they should be on the list) if they were
finding it difficult to do so before (when the law said they
shouldn’t)?

Add to this the Schumer amendment (mentioned above). The McCarthy
bill does nothing to repeal the Schumer amendment, which means that
military veterans with PTS are going to find it impossible to get
their rights restored!

Do you see how Congress is slowly (and quietly) sweeping more and
more innocent people into the same category as murderers and rapists?
First, anti-gun politicians get a toe hold by getting innocuous
sounding language into the federal code. Then they come back years
later to twist those words into the most contorted way possible.

Consider the facts. In 1968, Congress laid out several criteria for
banning Americans from owning guns — a person can’t be a felon, a
drug user, an illegal alien, etc. Well, one of the criteria which
will disqualify you from owning or buying a gun is if you are
“adjudicated as a mental defective.” Now, in 1968, that term
referred to a person who was judged not guilty of a crime by reason
of insanity.

Well, that was 1968. By 2000, President Bill Clinton had stretched
that definition to mean a military veteran who has had a lawful
authority (like a shrink) decree that a person has PTS. Can you see
how politicians love to stretch the meaning of words in the law…
especially when it comes to banning guns?

After all, who would have thought when the original Brady law was
passed in 1993, that it would be used to keep people with outstanding
traffic tickets from buying guns; or couples with marriage problems
from buying guns; or military vets with nightmares from buying guns?
(See footnotes below.)

So if you thought the Brady Law would never affect you because you’re
a “good guy,” then think again. Military vets are in trouble,
and so
are your kids who are battling Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
Everything that has been mentioned above regarding military veterans,
could also apply to these kids.

Do you have a child in the IDEA program — a.k.a., Individuals with
Disability Education Act — who has been diagnosed with ADD and
thought to be susceptible to playground fights? Guess what? That
child can be banned for life from ever owning a gun as an adult. The
key to understanding this new gun ban expansion centers on a shrink’s
determination that a person is a risk to himself or others.

You see, legislators claim they want to specifically prevent a future
Seung-Hui Cho from ever buying a gun and shooting up a school. And
since Cho had been deemed as a potential danger to himself or others,
that has become the new standard for banning guns.

But realize what this does. In the name of stopping an infinitesimal
fraction of potential bad apples from owning firearms, legislators
are expanding the dragnet to sweep ALL KINDS of good guys into a
permanent ban. It also ignores the fact that bad guys get illegal
guns ALL THE TIME, despite the gun laws!

So back to your kid who might have ADD. The BATFE, in an open letter
(dated May 9, 2007), said the diagnosis that a person is a potential
risk doesn’t have to be based on the fact that the person poses a
“substantial” risk. It just has to be “ANY” risk.

Just any risk, no matter how slight to the other kids on the
playground, is all that is needed to qualify the kid on Ritalin — or
a vet suffering PTS, or a husband (going through a divorce) who’s
been ordered to go through an anger management program, etc. — for a
LIFETIME gun ban.

This is the slippery slope that gun control poses. And this is the
reason HR 2640 must be defeated. Even as we debate this bill, the
Frank Lautenbergs in Congress are trying to expand the NICS system
with the names of people who are on a so-called “government watch
list” (S. 1237).

While this “government watch list” supposedly applies to suspected
terrorists, the fact is that government bureaucrats can add ANY gun
owner’s name to this list without due process, without any hearing,
or trial by jury, etc. That’s where the background check system is
headed… if we don’t rise up together and cut off the monster’s head
right now.

NOTE: Please realize that a cursory reading of this bill is not
sufficient to grasp the full threat that it poses. To read this bill
properly, you have to not only read it thoroughly, but look at
federal regulations and BATF interpretations as well. For example,
where we cite Section 101(c)(1)(C) above as making it explicitly
clear that the diagnosis from a psychologist or psychiatrist is
enough to ban a person from owning a gun, realize that you have to
look at Section 101, while also going to federal regulations via
Section 3 of the bill.

Section 3(2) of the bill states that every interpretation that the
BATFE has made in respect to mental capacity would become statutory
law. And so what does the federal code say? Well, at 27 CFR 478.11,
it explicitly states that a person can be deemed to be “adjudicated
as a mental defective” by a court or by any “OTHER LAWFUL
AUTHORITY”
(like a shrink), as long as the individual poses a risk to self or
others (or can’t manage his own affairs). And in its open letter of
May 9, 2007, BATFE makes it clear that this “danger” doesn’t
have to
be “imminent” or “substantial,” but can include
“any danger” at all.
How many shrinks are going to say that a veteran suffering from PTS
doesn’t pose at least an infinitesimal risk of hurting someone else?

FOOTNOTES:

(1) The Brady law has been used to illegitimately deny firearms to
people who have outstanding traffic tickets (see
http://www.gunowners.org/ne0706.pdf).

(2) Because of the Lautenberg gun ban, couples with marriage problems
or parents who have used corporal punishment to discipline their
children have been prohibited from owning guns for life (see
http://www.gunowners.org/news/nws9806.htm).

(3) Several articles have pointed to the fact that military vets with
PTS have been added to the NICS system (see http://tinyurl.com/ytalxl
or http://tinyurl.com/23cgqn).

CONTACT INFORMATION: You can visit the Gun Owners Legislative Action
Center at http://www.gunowners.org/activism.htm to send your Senators
the pre-written e-mail message below.

—– Pre-written letter —–

Dear Senator:

As a supporter of Second Amendment rights, I do NOT support the
so-called NICS Improvement Amendments Act (HR 2640), which was snuck
through the House last week.

This bill represents the most far-reaching gun ban in years. For the
first time in American history, this bill would impose a lifetime gun
ban on battle-scarred veterans and troubled teens — based solely on
the diagnosis of a psychologist (as opposed to a finding by a court).

You can read more about the problems with this bill by going to the
website of Gun Owners of America at
http://www.gunowners.org/netb.htm.

Gun owners OPPOSE this legislation, and I hope you will join the
handful of Senators that have placed “holds” on this bill and
object
to any Unanimous Consent agreement.

Supporters of this bill say we need it to stop future Seung-Hui Chos
from getting a gun and to prevent our nation from seeing another
shooting like the one at Virginia Tech. But honestly, what gun law
has stopped bad guys from getting a gun? Not in Canada, where they
recently had a school shooting. Certainly not in Washington, DC or
in England!

If you want to know some language that gun owners would support, then
consider this:

“The Brady Law shall be null and void unless, prior to six months
following the date of enactment of this Act, every name of a veteran
forwarded to the national instant criminal background check system by
the Veterans Administration or the Department of Veterans Affairs be
permanently removed from that system.”

Sincerely,

Aren’t Older Women Great

June 17, 2007

After I’d been married 50 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said

  “Honey, 50 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 22 year old brunette.

  Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I’m sleeping with a 70 year old grandma. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things.”

  My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 22 year old brunette, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on
a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

  Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis…

Subject: Oil Change

June 17, 2007

Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00

Oil Change instructions for Men:

1) Wait until Saturday,
drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a
check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid’s pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping
oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid
environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with
stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles
and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands
and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $20.00
Total
$4,145.00
(But you know the job was done right!) 

Mandatory Spay And Neuter Bill Moving Through California Legislature

June 17, 2007

SACRAMENTO, CA—Legislation that would essentially put an end to the breeding of many hunting dogs has passed through the California Assembly, and the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance says immediate grassroots action is needed to stop the legislation.Assembly Bill 1634 (AB 1634), which would require dogs more than 4 months of age to be spayed or neutered, has advanced to the California Senate after passing through the state Assembly last week by a vote of 41 to 38. The legislation, sponsored by California Democratic Assemblyman Lloyd Levine, would require dog owners to have their dogs spayed or neutered at their own expense. The bill exempts a handful of purebred animals that meet specific pre-set qualifications, and licensed breeders, but provides no protection for sportsmen who own and hunt with mixed breed dogs or want to breed those dogs.

“It is absurd to think that the government ought have the right to tell Californians whether their hunting dogs qualify to be bred,” said U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Senior Vice President Rick Story. “Sportsmen must redouble their efforts and tell their senators that this bill will wipe out the breeding of accomplished sporting dogs that do not meet strict criteria. Further, it will impose significant financial hardships on middle- and low-income sportsmen who will be forced to spay or neuter their animals.”

California sportsmen are being asked to contact their senators and encourage them to oppose AB 1634. To find the name of your senators and for contact information, use the “Legislative Action Center” at www.ussportsmen.org or call (916) 651-4171.

Another example of the reasons that I left California nearly thirty years ago.

Microsoft Helping Fund Anti-Hunting Movement

June 17, 2007

REDMOND, WA—The U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance (USSA) announced earlier this month that Microsoft Corp. has rejected a request to abandon its partnership with the nation’s leading anti-hunting organization.The USSA is reporting that software giant Microsoft is working with the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) on a pilot program called the “i’m Initiative.” Under the new program, whenever a Microsoft Windows Live Messenger user has a conversation using the new program, Microsoft will give a portion of the program’s advertising revenue to one of 10 organizations selected by the user. The HSUS is one of the choices on the list of options, and the USSA says there’s no limit to the amount of money that can be donated.

The USSA says it’s repeatedly asked Microsoft to end its support of the HSUS, but so far the company has refused. According to Microsoft representative Tara Kriese, Microsoft believes the new program is “a great way to enable people to help causes that are important to them.”

“Microsoft is going to pour hundreds of thousands of dollars, probably more, into an organization that recently issued a manifesto that targets hunting for extinction,” said USSA President Bud Pidgeon. “If there was ever a time for sportsmen to take grassroots action, this is it.”

Sportsmen are being asked to contact Microsoft and encourage it to end its financial support of the HSUS. You can contact Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates at: Chairman, Microsoft, 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052; phone: (425) 882-8080, fax: (425) 936-7329.

For more on this story, visit www.ussportsmen.org.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Microsoft did the same thing for the GOA?

More from Antique Guns Newsletter

June 14, 2007

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble … When your ancestors came from the emerald isle. As well as a few other good laughs! Hat tip to

AntiqueGuns.com

Enjoy…

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS . .

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about”

Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”

— Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.”

William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”

Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”

Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” —

Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral , but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it.”

Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” —

Oscar Wilde

“I enclose two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend…
if you have one.”

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”

Winston Churchill, in response.

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”

— John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”

Billy Wilder

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”

Samuel Johnson

“He had delusions of adequacy.”

— Walter Kerr

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” —

Jack E. Leonard

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.”

— Thomas Brackett Reed

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”

— Charles Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”

— Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”

Mae West
 

Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar,  where Mick bragged to
Sean, “You know, I had me every woman in this town, except of
course, me mother and me sister.”
   “Well then,” Sean replied, “between you and me we got ’em all.”
>>>>> > >
>>>>——————————————————————–


Pat & Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.   Just before
the morning break, Pat yelled “Mick, I’ve lost me finger!”
   “Have you now, “said Mick.  “And how did you do it?”
   Pat replied “I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here
like this … damn!  ……There goes another one!”
>>>>> > >
>>>>———————————————————————


   Mahoney said to his friend McMaken, “I haven’t been feelin’
me-self lately!”
   “Tis a good thing, too — that was a nasty habit you had!”
responded McMaken.
>>>>> > >
>>>>———————————————————————


   An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home
from the city one night and, of course, his car is
weaving violently all over the road.
  A cop pulls him over.  “So,” says the cop to the driver,
“Where have you been?”
   “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
  “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to
drink this evening.”
   “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
   “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell
out of your car?”
  “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I
thought I’d gone deaf.”
>>>>> > >
>>>>———————————————————————


   Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim
Finnegan arrives at her door.  “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks.
“I’ve somethin’ that I must be tellin’ ya.”
   “Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. 
But where’s me darlin’ husband?”
   “That’s what I’m here to be tellin’ ya, Brenda.   There was an
accident down at the Guiness brewery…”
   “Oh, mercy no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t be tellin’ me…”
  “I must, Brenda.  Your husband Shamus is dead and gone.
 I’m very sorry for ye loss.”
 Finally, she looked up at Tim.  “How did it happen, Tim?”
  “It was terrible, Brenda.  He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and
drowned.”
   “Oh my poor dear Shamus!  But you must tell me true, Tim. 
Did he at least go quickly?”
…..”Well, no Brenda … no. He did not”
  “No?” the wife gulped.
 “Fact is, he got out three times to pee.”
>>>>> > >  ————————————————–


Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning
service, and she’s in tears.
He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”
She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news.  My husband passed
away last night.”
The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible.  Tell me, Mary, did
he have any last requests?”
She says, “Aye, That he did, Father…
“The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”
She says, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down that damn gun…!!!

>A Marriage Made In Heaven
>
>
>On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a
>fatal car accident.  The couple found themselves sitting outside
>Heaven’s Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake.  While waiting, they
>wondered if they could possibly go ahead and get married in Heaven.
>
>St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.  St. Peter said, “I
>don’t know, this is the first time anyone has asked.  Let me go find
>out.” …and he left.
>
>The couple sat and waited for an answer…for a couple of months…and
>they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what
>with the eternal aspect of it all.  “What if it doesn’t work?” they
>wondered, “Are we stuck together forever?”
>
>St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.
>
>”Yes,” he informed the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.”
>
>”Great,” said the couple, “but what if things don’t work out?  Could we
>also get a divorce in Heaven?”
>
>St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.  “What’s
>wrong?”, asked the frightened couple.

 “COME ON!” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months
just to find a priest up here!  Do you have any idea how
long it will take me to find a LAWYER?”

>This is from a retired judge and a friend of ours on
>the Calif. Surpreme Court.

>
> A defense attorney was cross-examining a police
>officer during a felony trial – it went like this:
>> >
>> > Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the
>scene?
>> > A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person
matching the description of the offender running
several blocks away.
>> >
>> > Q. Officer, who provided this description?
>> > A. The officer who responded to the scene.
>> >
>> > Q. A fellow officer provided the description of
>this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow
>officers?
>> > A. Yes sir, with my life.
>> >
>> > Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then
>officer – do you have a locker room in the police
station – a room where you change your clothes
in preparation for your daily
duties?
>> > A. Yes sir, we do.
>> >
>> > Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
>> > A. Yes sir, I do.
>> >
>> > Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
>> > A. Yes sir.
>> >
>> > Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your
fellow officers with your life, that you find it
necessary to lock your locker in a room
you share with those same officers?
>>>>
>> > A. You see sir, we share the building
with a court complex, and sometimes
lawyers have been known to walk through
that locker room.
>> >
>>  With that, the courtroom erupted in
laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated
for this year’s “Best come-back” line and we think
he’ll win. …or should!

June 11, 2007

“It is the duty of parents to maintain their children decently… to protect them according to the dictates of prudence; and to educate them according to the suggestions of a judicious and zealous regard for their usefulness, their respectability and happiness.” —James Wilson

Source; Patriot Post

I could go on, and on about this. Personal responsibility does extend to how one raises their children. Patriot Mom has addressed this on her blog quite well. As has Little Old Lady.

Personal integrity, and Honesty, as well as Honor are domains where the Father should be in pre-Eminence through actions in life. Where the female, the mother or surrogate, should be providing the foundations for morality. Just what I ask, is of necessity in order to accomplish such things? A MOTHER. For the realm of the Mother, is intelligence.

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June 10, 2007

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