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Pathology of the Left

April 11, 2008

This is yet another fine piece by Patriot Post’s Mark Alexander. In defining what a leftest is, this is undoubtedly the best tool for determining that. Yes, it is more than three years old, and it is still accurate.

Pathology of the Left

Mark Alexander
From Patriot Post Vol. 05 No. 08; Published 25 February 2005 |

In 2003 the American Psychological Association printed a study by a few academicians from Cal-Berkeley and the University of Maryland. The study, entitled “Political Conservatism as Motivated Social Cognition,” purported to have identified some determinants that are common to those holding a “conservative” worldview.

As one reads the report, it becomes readily apparent that their “norm” — that is, their control group — was somewhere to the left of SanFranNan Pelosi and her Ya Ya sisters, Babs Boxer and Di Feinstein — but then, what are we to expect from Cal-Berkeley and UM, or just about any of our nation’s “leading” academic institutions?

The authors received more than 1.2 million of your hard-earned tax dollars from the National Institutes of Health and the National Science Foundation in order to, by their own account, “consider evidence for and against the hypotheses that political conservatism is significantly associated with (1) mental rigidity and closed-mindedness; (2) lowered self-esteem; (3) fear, anger, and aggression; (4) pessimism, disgust, and contempt; (5) loss prevention; (6) fear of death; (7) threat arising from social and economic deprivation; and (8) threat to the stability of the social system.”

In other words, if you (1) have an opinion; and are (2) humble; (3) assertive; (4) a realist; (5) a conservationist; (6) not suicidal; (7) from modest means; and (8) a constitutional constructionist, or worse, a Christian, then you’re probably a wacky conservative.

Actually, what taxpayers got was re-warmed 1950-vintage rhetoric on what the authors call “authoritarianism and the fascist potential in personality.” They assert that “one is justified in referring to Hitler, Mussolini, Reagan, and Limbaugh as right-wing conservatives…” (Is it just us, or is that a rather tendentious juxtaposition of murderous tyrants and conservative icons?) All in all, this research stands as a sterling example of academic twaddle, providing “an integrative, meta-analytic review of research on epistemic, existential, and ideological bases of conservatism.” The authors’ ultimate finding — for what it’s worth — is that conservatives tend to “arrive at premature conclusions and impose simplistic clichés and stereotypes,” which, ironically, is precisely what the authors have done.

I waited for conservative behaviorist academicians to respond to this farcical pseudo-scholarly diatribe with a brief essay outlining the pathology of liberalism (contemporary, not classical). However, most conservative behaviorist left the academy a long time ago, and forgot to turn out the lights. That being the case, what follows is a rebuttal to this Leftist invective in the most general terms — sans the $1.2 million in confiscated wages and a forest of pulp for reprinting in “scholarly journals.”

Now then, what, in the broadest terms, constitutes a contemporary liberal — and why?

Liberals are almost uniformly defined by their hypocrisy and dissociation from reality. For example, the wealthiest U.S. senators — among them the Clintons, Kerry, Gore, Kennedy, Rockefeller, Feinstein, et al., — fancy themselves as defenders of the poor and advocate the redistribution of wealth, but they hoard enormous wealth for themselves and have never missed a meal.

Liberals speak of unity, but they seed foment, appealing to the worst in human nature by dividing Americans into dependent constituencies. Just who are these liberal constituencies? They support freedom of thought, unless your thoughts don’t comport with theirs. They feign tolerance while practicing intolerance. They resist open discussion and debate of their views, yet seek to silence dissenters. They insist that they care more about protecting habitat than those who hunt and fish. They protest for nature conservation while advocating homosexuality. They denounce capital punishment for the most heinous of criminals, while ardently supporting the killing of the most innocent among us — children prior to birth. They hate private-gun ownership, but they wink and nod when it comes to WMD in the hands of tyrants. They advocate for big government but want to restrain free enterprise.

Liberals constantly assert their First Amendment rights, except, of course, when it comes to religion. Here, they firmly impose the doctrines of secular atheism on everyone else. They believe that second-hand smoke is more dangerous than marijuana and crack smoke. They believe that one nut accused of bombing an abortion clinic deserves far more law-enforcement attention than Jihadi cells planning the 9/11 attacks. They call 9/11 victims “Hitlerian” while calling their murderers “oppressed.” They hate SUVs, unless imported and driven by their soccer mom constituents. They advocate mass transit but commute on private jets. They believe trial lawyers save lives and doctors kill people. They believe the solution to racism is to treat people differently on the basis of the color of their skin rather than the content of their character. They deride moral clarity because they can’t survive its scrutiny. They promote peace but foment division and hate.

Ad infinitum…

Why do liberals believe what they believe — and act the way they act? Psychopathology dictates, or frames, worldview, and worldview manifests in such things as political affiliation. Liberal pathology is very transparent and, thus, well defined.

Generally, liberals tend to be mentally rigid and closed-minded because they are insecure, the result of low self-esteem and arrested emotional development associated, predominantly, with fatherless households or critically dysfunctional families in which they were not adequately affirmed. They exhibit fear, anger, and aggression — the behavioral consequences of arrested emotional development associated with childhood trauma (primarily rejection by a significant family member of origin as noted above).

Liberals display pessimism, disgust, and contempt for much the same reason. They focus on loss prevention because they have suffered significant loss. They fear death because they have little or no meaningful connection with their Heavenly Father — often the result of the disconnect with their earthly fathers. They often come from socially and/or economically deprived homes, but those who are inheritance-welfare trust-babies (see Kennedy, et al.) manifest similar expectations about being helpless without external sustenance. Liberals reject individual responsibility and social stability because these were not modeled for them as children — the generational implications of pathology.

Sound familiar — apparently the profs at Cal-Berkeley and Maryland attributed their own pathological traits to their opposition. It’s called projection — or, yes indeed, hypocrisy.

While the aforementioned environmental and behavioral factors are not universally causal in the emergence of a liberal worldview, they certainly are predominant. Close examination of the early childhood of most liberals will reveal they were “victims” of many of these circumstances, which is, in part, the basis for their “victim mentality.”

Medically speaking, there is a diagnosis for Leftist over-achievers like Bill Clinton and Albert Gore. They are pathological case studies of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as outlined in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders — the standard reference used for psychiatric evaluation.

The diagnostic criteria for NPD includes a “pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts,” which manifests as “a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements);” “a preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love; and a belief that he or she is ‘special’ and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions),” and the subject “lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others…shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.”

Dr. Henry Miller, a 20-year veteran of the National Institutes of Health and Food & Drug Administration, notes, “People who suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder are tough to be around. They make terrible bosses, unbearable in-laws and insufferable neighbors. That’s why I don’t want Al Gore to be president – or to live next door to me.”

As a Tennessean, not only do I not want Al Gore as a neighbor, I would be content if he never returned to my state. In fact, as an American, I would prefer he pack up and leave the continent altogether.

Of course, there are many conservatives who were raised by a single parent or in critically dysfunctional and/or impoverished homes. However, somewhere along the way, they were lifted out of their misery by the grace of God — often in the form of a significant mentor who modeled individual responsibility and character. As a result, they have the courage to internalize their locus of responsibility, unlike liberals, who externalize responsibility for problems and solutions, holding others (read “conservatives”) to blame for their ills, and bestowing upon the state the duty for arbitrating proper conduct — even proper thought.

And a footnote: It’s no coincidence that conservative political bases tend to be suburban or rural, while liberal political bases tend to be urban (see http://PatriotPost.US/map.asp). The social, cultural and economic blight in many urban settings are the catalysts for producing generations of liberals. Many urbanites no longer have a connection with “the land” (self-sufficiency) and, thus, tend to be largely dependent on the state for all manner of their welfare, protection and sustenance — “It Takes a Village” after all.

#52: The 50’s Housewife Guide To Terrorists « The Panda Page

April 10, 2008

#52: The 50’s Housewife Guide To Terrorists « The Panda Page

Stupid is, as stupid does, defined.

Don’t Come Back, Jimmy! « Freedom Ain’t Free & Take Our Country Back

April 10, 2008

Don’t Come Back, Jimmy! « Freedom Ain’t Free & Take Our Country Back

Once in a while I stumble onto a blog that is really impressive. This is one of them. In fact, this is on a par with the work of Robert Spencer when it comes to the religion of peace. If only the rest of the civilized world would wake up and smell the Imam’s.

Is the west perfect? No, of course not, and we make no such claim. But what about the blood thirsty purveyors of a religion founded by a pedophile?

Jimmy Carter was the worst of the worse, period.

HABITAT STAMP SALES BENEFIT WILDLIFE AND WILDLIFE RECREATION

April 8, 2008

Outdoor enthusiasts who purchase a Colorado Wildlife Habitat Stamp are beginning to see a return on their investment.  The Colorado Division of Wildlife (DOW) announced today that more than 19,000 acres have been set aside for wildlife and wildlife-related recreation since the DOW started selling Habitat Stamps two years ago. 
 
“What we have seen so far is just the tip of the iceberg,” said Dan Prenzlow, a DOW liaison on the Colorado Wildlife Habitat Stamp Committee.  By combining money collected from habitat stamp sales with grants from Great Outdoors Colorado (GoCO) and other sources, the DOW is working on dozens of other projects that could protect up to 65,000 more acres of wildlife habitat in the near future.
 
Some of the wildlife habitat was purchased by the DOW, but most of it is preserved through permanent conservation easements that protect important winter range and migration corridors for deer and elk.  Other acquisitions and easements have set aside critical land for sage grouse and opened up fishing access for anglers.
 
The habitat stamp program was started in 2006 as a way to preserve and enhance wildlife habitat.  Sales averaged $3.5 million in the first two years. That money was used to match a variety of grant programs to leverage more than $38 million for habitat protection efforts in Colorado.
 
The habitat stamp program is overseen by a nine-member citizen’s committee appointed by the Governor.  The committee has reviewed dozens of proposals to protect critical wildlife habitat.  Each proposal receives a thorough review and is ranked according to its merits.  Final approval comes from the Colorado Wildlife Commission.
 
“The habitat stamp program was set up to benefit the wildlife of Colorado for future generations,” said committee chairman Mark Smith of Center, Colo.  “Our selection process is designed to protect the greatest number of species possible. As stewards of our resources, the committee’s goal is to ensure our grandchildren and their grandchildren will be able to enjoy Colorado’s natural resources.”
 
Properties protected though the Colorado Wildlife Habitat Stamp Program as of April 10, 2008:

  • Conejos County: Kendrick Parcel, 200 acres, fee title, in-holding at existing La Jara Creek SWA, big game winter range and trout fishing. $400,000.
  • El Paso County: Ramah Reservoir, 158 acres, fee title in-holding at existing SWA, warm-water fishing and waterfowl access. $120,000.
  • Grand County: Wolf-Taussig, 3,140-acre easement, big game winter range. $3.5 million.
  • Gunnison County: Miller Ranch, 1,604 acres, fee title, big game winter range and migration, Gunnison sage grouse habitat and public access. $6.5 million.
  • Lake County: Hardeman Property, 1.25 miles of Arkansas River, perpetual fishing access and bighorn sheep winter range. $99,000.
  • Moffat County: Raftopoulos Two Bar Ranch, 3,184-acre easement for big game winter range and greater sage grouse protection, including 2,400 acres hunting access and fishing stream access in the Cold Springs Mountain area. $1.7 million.
  • Rio Blanco County: Berryman Ranch, 2,905-acre easement, big game winter range and migration. $2.5 million.
  • Rio Blanco County: Lunney Mountain, 2,027-acre easement, big game winter range and sharp-tail grouse habitat. $1 million.
  • Rio Blanco County: Wenschoff Ranch, 525-acre easement, big game winter range and migration, greater sage grouse habitat. $1.2 million.
  • Routt County: Adobe Ridge, 561-acre easement, big game winter range and migration, sharp-tail grouse habitat. $480,000.
  • Routt County: Circle 8 Ranch, 637-acre easement, big game winter range and migration, sharp-tail and greater sage grouse habitat. $472,000.
  • Routt County: Wolf Mountain, 2,711-acre easement, big game winter range and migration, sharp-tail and greater sage grouse habitat protection, and trout fishing. $1.75 million.
  • San Miguel County: Baker Ranch, 1,249-acre easement, big game winter range and migration, Gunnison sage grouse habitat.  $850,000.
  • San Miguel County: Elk Creek Ranch, 350 acres, fee title, big game winter range and migration, Gunnison sage grouse habitat. $924,000.

 
The Colorado Wildlife Habitat Stamp was created by House Bill 1266 during the 2005 legislative session.  The bill authorizes the sale of the stamp from 2006 through 2010, with an option to continue past the 2010 deadline with authorization from the Colorado Legislature. 
 
HB 05-1266 mandates that 60 percent of the money collected must be spent on big game winter range and big game migration corridors. The remaining money can be used on other habitat types critical to wildlife in Colorado, including wetlands, riparian, shortgrass prairie, and forest land projects.
 
“There are many wildlife species that benefit by protecting big game habitat,” said Prenzlow. “Bears, mountain lions, bighorn sheep, hawks, eagles, and a variety of grouse, waterfowl songbirds and other mammal species will benefit from the habitat stamp program.  Protecting the land that is used by big game goes well beyond just helping the deer and elk herds in the state.”
 
The habitat stamp costs $5 with the purchase of each hunting or fishing license up to a maximum of $10 per year. People who do not hunt or fish can purchase a stamp for $10.25 which includes the Colorado Search and Rescue fee.  Anyone between the ages of 19 – 64 is required to have a valid Colorado Wildlife Habitat Stamp to enter a DOW managed State Wildlife Area.
 
Habitat stamps can be purchased wherever hunting or fishing licenses are sold, as well as on the DOW’s Web site at www.wildlife.state.co.us or by phone at (800) 244-5613.
 
 
The Colorado Division of Wildlife is the state agency responsible for managing wildlife and wildlife habitat, as well as providing wildlife related recreation and maintaining a balance between human activities and wildlife.  Funding for the Division of Wildlife comes from the sale of hunting and fishing licenses and the habitat fees collected in conjunction with those sales.  The Division does not receive tax dollars from the Colorado general fund.
 

Florida Pondering TABOR-esque Law

April 8, 2008

Jon Caldara from “The Independence Institute” posted this the other day. Reprinted with permission, and some commentary.

  1. Tabor only gave you back money that the state took in excess from your paycheck.
  2. Tabor is what kept Colorado’s head above water when the rest of the country went broke during the last economic down turn.
  3. Those big returns assured that you didn’t underpay taxes and all the untoward things that go along with that.

Florida Pondering TABOR-esque Law

Posted by Jon Caldara on Apr 03 2008 | Government Largess

Want to help Floridians enjoy the benefits of TABOR type legislation? Well, all you have to do is write one email outlining how TABOR has positively effected your life. Here is the low down from Amy Oliver:

“Our conservative brethren in Florida need our help and time is of the essence. Right now TABOR type legislation is being debated by a special Constitutional committee comprised of 25 private citizens, not elected officials. They have the power to put a positive version of TABOR on the ballot as a proposed amendment to the state constitution. The proposal is called the “Taxpayer Protection Amendment” or CP-45. The vote will be on Friday so if you could take just a few minutes to email (email address is below) Florida’s Constitutional committee about how TABOR has been beneficial in Colorado and send this email/suggestion along to some of your friends to do the same it would help both Florida and Colorado.
The ideal letters should be personal testimonials of how a revenue cap and voter approval has helped them. They don’t even necessarily need to mention the word “TABOR”, since we’re marketing this proposal as ‘different from TABOR’. Basically, if citizens can communicate that TABOR has been beneficial to taxpayers and the state that is the objective.

Please send an email to:
frier.nancy@leg.state.fl.us

Thank you for your help.”

Your input is critical because as Ben DeGrow points out, the opposition will be in full on spin and distort mode. Do you blame them? How difficult the task to argue against citizens keeping more of their own money.

SOURCE: http://caldara.i2i.org/?p=161#comment-323

Post Office bans harmless items

April 7, 2008

The U.S.P.S. has waded into the gun control debate with all the grace of a walrus and the intelligence of a tick. Truly, this a great example of an old saying; “Stupid is as stupid does.”

 

Gun Owners of America E-Mail Alert
8001 Forbes Place, Suite 102, Springfield, VA 22151
Phone: 703-321-8585 / FAX: 703-321-8408
http://www.gunowners.org

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Post Office is wading into the gun control debate.

That’s right, the U.S. Postal Service is trying to keep people from shipping
replica or inert munitions through the mail.

They have no authority in the law, since Congress has kept for itself the
power to decide what can and cannot be shipped. But the Post Office is
trying to say that replica or inert munitions are hazardous!

Gun Owners of America’s attorneys just found out about this outrageous
proposal which was issued by the Post Office. Although the deadline for
postmarking is Monday, April 7, our attorneys say that e-mails and letters
should be sent anyway.

If you are a re-enactor or collector of replica or inert munitions, you are
in the Post Office crosshairs. If you are not directly involved in this,
you should still be outraged that a bunch of bureaucrats are trying to
further restrict Second Amendment activity.

By the way, there is one interesting dimension to all of this: Canada wants
the US to help shut off shipment of these items into Canada. So it looks
like our bureaucrats are eager to appease other governments by changing our
laws to make them as bad as our neighbors’.

You can read the Postal Service proposed regulations here:
http://uxoinfo.com/blogcfc/client/enclosures/Proposed-Ban_ShippingInert.pdf

You can read GOA’s comments to the Postal Service here:
http://www.gunowners.org/fs0803.pdf

ACTION: Please send your comments to the Post Office ASAP. The letter must
be postmarked by Monday, April 7, 2008. Here’s the contact information.

TITLE: 73 Fed. Reg. 12321: New Standards Prohibit the Mailing of Replica or
Inert Munitions

E-MAIL: michael.f.lee@usps.gov

SNAIL MAIL:
Manager, Mailing Standards
United States Postal Service
475 L’Enfant Plaza, S.W., Room 3436
Washington, DC 20260-3436

A New, Broader “Assault Weapons” Ban Nationwide

April 7, 2008
Setting The Stage Locally For A New, Broader “Assault Weapons” Ban Nationwide
 
Friday, April 04, 2008
 
 If you don’t live in a state that has an “assault weapon” ban, that issue might be off your radar screen these days. After all, the federal ban–on standard-capacity magazines and semi-automatics with a certain combination of cosmetic features–has been defunct for nearly four years. 

But anti-gun politicians and news media at the state level are ginning up for a 2009 campaign to enact a ban like that proposed by Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (D-N.Y.), because they know that both of the front-runners for the Democrat Party presidential nomination would sign such a ban into law in a New York minute. 

Knowing that the political landscape could be decisively different in 2009, anti-gun politicians and news media are currently trying to resurrect the “assault weapon” issue at the state level, to place it back on the political front burner.

First, newspapers began clamoring for a ban in Florida. Now, the Associated Press (AP) is trying to bolster support for a ban introduced in Louisiana, alleging an increase in crimes with AK-47-type rifles, based entirely upon BATFE firearm tracing data–even though the Congressional Research Service has repeatedly said traces cannot be used to determine how often any type of gun is used in crime. For some reason, AP also devoted attention to the fact that fully-automatic AKs are used by combatants in Iraq and Afghanistan, even though that is irrelevant to semi-automatic AKs branded with the phony “assault weapon” name.  AP also claimed that AKs fire high-velocity ammunition, even though 7.62×39 is almost the lowest velocity .30 caliber rifle round in existence, similar to, but less powerful than, the modestly powered .30-30 Winchester, the most popular deer rifle in U.S. history. 

Needless to say, even though the “assault weapon” issue is more than 20 years old, reporters still are not getting it right, either because they are biased or because they are too lazy to research the subject. NRA members can help set the record straight by sending letters to the editors of their local newspapers.  For information on writing letters to your local newspaper, please click here.

 

source: http://www.nraila.org/Legislation/Federal/Read.aspx?id=3776

John McCain: Conservative or Gun-Grabber?

April 6, 2008

For quite some time I have been telling people that not only is John McCain a gun grabber, but one of the worst of the bunch. Here is a compilation of McCain actions that are clear threats to freedom, and libertyAlerts Mentioning John McCain

John McCain’s Liberal Record

John McCain Is A Liberal Gun Grabber
John McCain Funded By Soros Since 2001
John McCain’s Top 10 Class-Warfare Arguments Against Tax Cuts
The Geraldo Rivera Republican
Democrats Say McCain Nearly Abandoned GOP
America’s Foolish European Wannabes
Refutation Of “A Day At The Beach” Charge
Andy Card — I Have Seen McCain’s Anger
McCain’s Character — A Disaster Waiting To Happen
Sen. McCain: I Don’t Have A Temper
John McCain: Liberal In Disguise
Friendly Fire: McCain Has Some Explaining To Do
McCain’s Constitution
Softening The Skeptics
McCain’s War On Political Speech
Lobbying Reforms Unconstitutional
McCain: Major League Hypocrite
McCain’s Gun Control Ad

John McCain’s Voting Record On Gun-Related Issues

109th Congress: Lock Up Your Safety
108th Congress: McCain Puts Gun Shows In Peril
107th Congress: Incumbent Protection Muzzles Gun Owners
106th Congress: Anti-gun Amendments AboundMore Direct Links Here

April 2006

 

 

 

Limiting Speech Of 527 Organizations

 

 

 

March 2006

 

 

 

Shutting Down Websites Prior To Elections

 

 

 

March 2006

 

 

 

Will Congress Ditch John McCain’s Internet Regulations?

 

 

 

February 2006

 

 

 

McCain Still Trying To Gag Gun Owner Criticism Of His Anti-gun Record

 

 

 

February 2006

 

 

 

McCain Moves To Punish Grassroots Groups For Congress’ Controversy

 

 

 

May 2002

 

 

 

McCain Looks To Cripple Gun Shows

 

 

 

Mar 2002

 

 

 

Incumbent Protection Could Come Up At Any Time

 

 

 

May 2001

 

 

 

Senators McCain & Lieberman Introduce Anti-gun Monstrosity

 

 

 

May 2001

 

 

 

Senate Could Soon Ban Private Sales

 

 

 

April 2001

 

 

 

Senate Passes Incumbent Protection

 

 

 

March 2001

 

 

 

Senate OK’s Free Speech Restrictions

 

 

 

March 2001

 

 

 

McCain-Feingold Up In The Senate This Week

 

 

 

March 2001

 

 

 

Incumbent Protection Threatens GOA’s Existence

 

 

 

February 2001

 

 

 

McCain Wants More Gun Control

 

 

 

February 2000

 

 

 

Presidential Campaign Advisory

 

 

 

 

Why do we, as Americans always end up with having to choose the lessor of evils?

edited to repair broken links.

 

Dutch film on Islam, and the religion of peace

April 4, 2008

Yet another example of the reasonableness of Islam. again as reported in Patriot Post:

When Dutch politician-turned-filmmaker Geert Wilders finally unveiled his 15-minute anti-Islamic film “Fitna” (Arabic for “strife”) last week, it was condemned by the EU and UN as “offensively anti-Islamic” and sparked protests, most notably in predominately Muslim Indonesia. Shocking, we know.

In the film, Wilder denounces the Koran as “fascist” and as the root of violence against non-Muslims. However, free-speech advocates apparently expected more from the film and found it instead to be merely a poor concoction of stock footage of terrorist attacks along with excerpts of the Koran. Aside from calling for Wilders’ death for insulting Islam, the most extreme activity by protesters in Indonesia was a broken gate and lowered flag at the Dutch consulate (oh, and the government is working to block YouTube for the posting). Such reactions are a far cry from the violence that followed the Danish publication of cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, leading one to believe that the film did not make its point clearly enough.

Still, the Dutch prime minister distanced himself from Wilder, saying, “The vast majority of Muslims reject extremism and violence. In fact, the victims are often also Muslims.” So… the victims of Muslim extremism are Muslims? No word yet on whether Indonesian protesters are also calling for the Prime Ministers’ death.

Ted Turner

April 4, 2008

A Professor Emeritus at U.C.S.D once told me that I should never confuse education with intelligence. Ted Turner extends that belief here, as noted by The Patriot Post in yet another excellent expose of stupidity.

Our old friend Ted Turner, founder of CNN, pops up in the news every now and again. This week, he opined on a wide swath of topics, most notably on his dark visions of a future unshackled from government controls of human action, ostensibly to combat “global climate change.” (Around our editorial shop we have another, older word for “global climate change” —“seasons.”) Ted proclaimed, “There’s too many people. That’s why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff. If there were less people they’d be using less stuff.” He warned that if we don’t combat global warming now, the results “will be catastrophic… We’ll be eight degrees hotter in 10, not 10, but in 30 or 40 years, and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.” It’s doubtful, however, that Ted’s liver will pass USDA standards.

Soon, Ted turned his attention to Iraq, saying, “[E]ven with our $500-billion military budget, we can’t win in Iraq. We’re being beaten by insurgents who don’t even have any tanks.” On the jihadis’ motives, Ted declared, “I think that they’re patriots and that they don’t like us because we’ve invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, DC, we’d be doing the same thing; we’d be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded.” Uh, Ted, most of the insurgents are not Iraqis. Sort of throws a kink in the idea of their being “patriots,” doesn’t it? Lesson here: Success in business is not necessarily a good indicator of overall intelligence.