Archive for July, 2007

Activist Blogging

July 15, 2007

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C’mon Blog World!! Let’s get with the program, I know not all of you live in the D/FW area and can’t meet for lunch on Monday, I know this has been thrown together on pretty short notice for those that DO live in the area, and I completely understand too, but here’s what you CAN do…Copy my post and make a post in YOUR blog, link it back to here and I will return the favor, just posting about this is a tremendous help, the more bloggers that post this, the more people that will see it, and if you’re able, send the guy a $5 or $10 donation, and in the ‘MEMO’ line write in Blogger Support, we CAN help this guy, bloggers ARE a force to be reckoned with, put your money where your keyboard is, we are…

I’m sending out a BIG Texas ‘Hat Tip’ to Murray at Lone Star Diary for sending me this story, great catch Murray!!I just talked to Dave, the Deli owner and he will be open this Sunday, but it will be his last Sunday, business is that bad, it appears that Farmers Branch has a lot of illegals focused on shutting this guy down, well, the wife and I are going to go have lunch at the Blue Star Deli Monday…

Anyone in the D/FW area that wants to get together and have a bloggers lunch, a get together meet and greet, drop me an email and we’ll coordinate an effort for NOON on Monday, July 16thOthers that are blogging in support:AZAMATTEROFACT Right Truth An Ol’ Broads Ramblings The Ranando Report Isn’t it Rich I’m Thinking of the “O” Word War Tomorrow Coalition Against Illegal Immigration Charming, Just Charming Blah Blah Blog PA Pundits “7.62mm Justice” ™ Miss Beth’s Victory Dance Hillbilly Willy -Fun, Food & Politics Some Things Need to be Said Blue Star Chronicles Southern Sass on Crime DeMediacratic Nation American Truckers at War Bohography Southern Sass on Crime Chicago Ray The Common Sense Conservative

Dave Mooney, owner of the Blue Star Deli in Farmers Branch, Texas, is feeling the backlash of his support of Farmers Branch. Dave has been in the forefront of support, opening up his cafe for all types of activities to support Farmers Branch and what that city has tried to do to stop the harm illegal immigration is doing.News has surfaced from Halliburton employees that a boycott has been called by the Hispanic and pro-illegal employees. Although, Dave didn’t have a contract for business lunches, he did receive orders to provide business lunches from time to time. These orders have now stopped. Also, it is being reported that Hispanic radio stations are broadcasting a boycott of the Blue Star.

Dave is experiencing a 50% decrease in sales receipts due to this boycott and has now taken a second job. The call is out for all of us do what we can to help Dave. If you are in the area, stop by and have one of Dave’s good hamburgers, tell others about the Blue Star Deli.

Call KSKY radio’s Mike Gallagher, KLIF’s Jeff Bolton and John David Wells, all who have had broadcasts at the Blue Star Deli, to ask their listening audience to support Dave. Let’s all do what we can to keep Dave in business.

U.S Border Watch will be sending a check to Mr Mooney, and we encourage everyone else to send him a few bucks. Five or ten dollars in a restaurant business is a lot of money. We must help those who have put their business on the line to help our cause. Below is the address and web site for the Blue Star Deli, and if you are in the area drop in and thank this fine Patriot for his support and have a burger.Blue Star Deli
14724 Webb Chapel Rd.
Farmers Branch, TX 75234
http://www.bluestardeli.com/
Phone 972-247-8681

Abbott and Costello in the computer age

July 15, 2007

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to
REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on
.

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who
s on First?” might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about
buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals
, trac k expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO:! Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.
          What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.

COSTELLO: I’m going to cli ck your blue “w” if you don’t start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping?
          You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOT T: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on “START”………….
 

Retired and playing politics

July 15, 2007

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  
I called him a “Nazi.”

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.” 
He finished the second ticket and  put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.  
This went on for about 20 minutes. 
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. 

Personally, I didn’t care.   I came downtown on the bus. 
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ’08.”  
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.  
It’s important to my health.

“A republic, if you can keep it.”

July 15, 2007

There is a story told that after leaving the Constitutional Convention, Benjamin Franklin was approached by a woman who asked what form of government the delegates had created. Franklin responded: “A republic, if you can keep it.” Keeping a republic is indeed a difficult task. The ideas set forth in our Constitution and by our Founding Fathers are constantly under assault from the media, larger government and our own misguided decisions.

— James M. Rodney, “Freedom in Fiction” [July 12, 2007

HR 2640 is Janet Reno’s dream

July 10, 2007

Pennsylvania Case Reveals How McCarthy Bill Could Threaten All Gun
Owners
— Troubling questions in HR 2640 still go unanswered

Gun Owners of America E-Mail Alert
8001 Forbes Place, Suite 102, Springfield, VA 22151
Phone: 703-321-8585 / FAX: 703-321-8408
http://www.gunowners.org

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

“For the first time [in history, HR 2640], if enacted, would
statutorily impose a lifetime gun ban on battle-scarred veterans.” —
Military Order of the Purple Heart, June 18, 2007

ACTION:

1. Even if you have already sent an e-mail to your Senators on the
McCarthy bill, please send another such as the one at the end of this
alert. Yes, you might have already taken action on HR 2640. But if
you (and many other gun owners like yourself) haven’t taken any
action recently, then NO ONE is taking action. After all, the NRA is
supporting this bill, so they’re not rustlin’ up the troops in
opposition to this massive gun control bill. Remember the
immigration fight — it took weeks of continued activism to kill that
bill. This fight may very well be the same.

2. Please try to get as many of your friends as you can to join with
you in this effort to kill the McCarthy bill (HR 2640). Now that
Senators are returning from their July 4th holiday, we need to get as
many gun owners as possible to remind them that HR 2640 is
unacceptable!

McCARTHY BILL COULD COME UP AT ANY TIME IN THE U.S. SENATE

Now that Congress returns to work this week, your liberties are in
jeopardy once again!

You will remember that before the Independence Day break, the House
of Representatives passed a McCarthy gun control bill (HR 2640)
without any hearings, without any committee action… they put it on
the Suspension Calendar and simply got a non-recorded voice vote.

An important part of the legislative process is to introduce a bill
in committee, to get both public and private observers to ask
questions, make recommendations and offer comments on the bill.

But for some reason, HR 2640 was not given this benefit. The bill
was rammed through the legislature with very few Representatives
present on the House floor… there was no recorded vote at all!

So it’s not surprising that, having skipped much of the legislative
process, there are still a lot of unanswered questions regarding HR
2640. In fact, these questions have only been magnified after an
offhanded, tongue-in-cheek remark made at the Harrisburg Community
College in Pennsylvania cost a man his gun rights for life in that
state.

Newspapers last month reported that Horatio Miller allegedly said
that it could be “worse than Virginia Tech” if someone broke
into his
car, because there were guns there. It is not clear whether he was
making a threat against a person who might burglarize his car, or if
he was simply saying that the bad guy could do a lot of damage
because of the guns he would find there. Nevertheless, Miller was
arrested, but not charged with anything.

The comment Miller made was certainly not the smartest thing to say.
But realize, we don’t incarcerate people for making stupid statements
in this country — at least not yet. Miller was a concealed carry
permit holder who, as such, had passed vigorous background checks
into his past history. Miller does not have a criminal record.

Regardless, the county district attorney did not like what he had
said, so, according to the Harrisburg Patriot News on June 20, “I
contacted the sheriff and had his license to carry a firearm revoked.
And I asked police to commit him under Section 302 of the mental
health procedures act and that was done. He is now ineligible to
possess firearms [for life] because he was committed involuntarily.”

Get that?

Pennsylvania is operating exactly the way Rep. McCarthy’s bill (HR
2640) could treat all Americans. You might be thinking, I’ve never
had a mental illness… I’m not a military veteran… I’ve never been
on Ritalin… hey, I have nothing to worry about under the McCarthy
bill. Right?

Well, think again.

DO YOUR VIEWS ON THE SECOND AMENDMENT MAKE YOU A POTENTIAL DANGER?

The Pennsylvania case shows how all gun owners could be threatened by
HR 2640. After all, did you ever tell anyone that the Second
Amendment was included in the Bill of Rights because the Founders
(such as James Madison) wanted the people to be able to overturn a
tyrannical American government?

Or, while you were watching the nightly news — and getting a
detailed account of all the crime in your area — did you ever make a
statement such as, “If someone were to break through my door, I’d
blow him away!”

Well, those kinds of statements will certainly make anti-gun nuts
think you’re a potential danger to yourself or others. So if you
make the local district attorney or police officer nervous, how
difficult would it be for him to get a psychiatrist (most of whom are
very left-wing) to say that you are a danger to yourself and to
others?

Or, would the district attorney even need to get a psychiatrist? One
of the outrageous aspects of the McCarthy bill is that Section 3(2)
codifies existing federal regulations. And existing federal code
says it only takes a “lawful authority” to
“adjudicate” someone as a
mental defective.(1) And another section of the bill makes it clear
this “adjudication” does not need to be made by a formal court, but
can simply be a “determination” — such as a medical diagnosis.(2)

Consider how significant this is. The BATFE has been quietly
attempting to amend the federal code by regulatory fiat for years,
but they’ve been somewhat restrained in their ability to interpret
these regulations because they are, after all, regulations (and not
statutory law).

But with HR 2640, much of the pablum that BATFE bureaucrats have
quietly added to the code over the years will now become the LAW OF
THE LAND — even though those regs were never submitted to a
legislative committee or scrutinized in legislative hearings or
debated on the floor of the House of Representatives.

When one looks at the federal regs cited above, there are a lot of
questions that still remain unanswered. What kinds of people can
fall into this category of “other lawful authority” that can deem
someone to be a mental defective? Certainly, it would seem to apply
to Veterans Administration shrinks. After all, the federal
government already added more than 80,000 veterans with Post
Traumatic Stress into the NICS system in 2000.

But who else could be classified as a “lawful authority”? A school
counselor? A district attorney? What about a legislator, a city
councilman or a cop? They are certainly “authorities” in their own
right. Could the words “lawful authority” also apply to them?

Do we really want to risk the Second Amendment on the question of
what the words “lawful authority” in 27 CFR 478.11 mean —
once they
have been “statutized” by HR 2640 and BATF is no longer under ANY
constraint and can read it as broadly as they want?

If the “lawful authority” thinks you pose a danger to yourself or
others (or can’t manage your own affairs) then your gun rights could
be gone.

In its open letter of May 9, 2007, BATFE makes it clear that this
“danger” doesn’t have to be “imminent” or
“substantial,” but can
include “any danger” at all. How many shrinks — using the
Pennsylvania standard — are going to say that a pro-gun American
like you, who believes the Second Amendment is the last defense
against tyranny, DOESN’T POSE AT LEAST AN INFINITESIMAL RISK of
hurting someone else?

As easy as that, your gun rights would be gone forever.

HR 2640 is Janet Reno’s dream. Does somebody make a politician
nervous? Get a prescription pad, get your friendly left-wing
psychiatrist to make the “dangerous” diagnosis, and it’s all over.
Expungement will be virtually impossible. Just turn in your guns.

FOOTNOTES:

(1) See 27 CFR 478.11.
(2) See Section 101(c)(1)(C).

FOR MORE INFORMATION: Supporters of the McCarthy bill are hanging
their hat on language which purports to help disqualified people to
get their rights restored. So GOA has built a special section on its
website that gets to the truth on this issue and informs gun owners
of the dangers in HR 2640. Please go to
http://www.gunowners.org/netb.htm to learn what the specifics of the
bill are, who its main supporters are, answers to claims made by
proponents of the bill, who faces the greatest risk of being
disqualified for buying a gun, and more.

CONTACT INFORMATION: You can use the pre-written letter below to
help direct your comments to your two U.S. Senators. Please visit
the Gun Owners Legislative Action Center at
http://www.gunowners.org/activism.htm to send your Senators the
pre-written e-mail message below.

—– Pre-written letter —–

Dear Senator:

The Military Order of the Purple Heart got it right when it stated
that for the first time in history, HR 2640 “would statutorily impose
a lifetime gun ban on battle-scarred veterans.”

The Military Order of the Purple Heart, which is chartered by
Congress, is urging the DEFEAT of HR 2640, the Brady-expansion
legislation introduced by anti-gun Rep. Carolyn McCarthy.

Despite what you may have heard elsewhere, this bill THREATENS gun
owners’ rights and represents one of the biggest gun bans in history.

A recent case in Pennsylvania shows how easily a gun owner can be
slapped with a LIFETIME gun ban, without any due process, based
solely on a mere accusation by a shrink or other “lawful
authority.”
For more information on this — and for a point-by-point analysis of
HR 2640 — please go to http://www.gunowners.org on the website of
Gun Owners of America.

All the background checks in the world will NOT stop bad guys from
getting firearms. Severe restrictions in Washington, DC, England,
Canada, Germany and other places have not stopped evil people from
using guns to commit murder.

Again, I hope you will OPPOSE the McCarthy bill (HR 2640). Thank
you.

Sincerely,

Libertarianism is not Anarchy

July 10, 2007

Often times I hear that Libertarianism is just another name for anarchy. If one takes the time however to learn about the philosophical foundations of Libertarianism it soon becomes apparent that it is far from anarchistic.

Let us look at the Right to Freedom of speech. It is said ad nausium that you cannot yell fire in a crowded theater. What if the theater is actually on fire though? Would not the ethical thing be to warn those present of the danger?

Without filling up this piece with countless examples to make my point I will go straight to the issue. The issue is that with rights come responsibility, it is as simple as that.

Public freedom of speech is not only allowed, but encouraged in American society. In private however, other rights come into play. Such as being safe in your places, as in your own home, church and so on. In other words, your right to free speech ends at the door, or portal, of private property. The property owner may allow you to speak, but he is allowing you to do so. You are not exercising a right when doing that, the owner is allowing you to give voice to your opinions. Don’t be surprised if you enter a church causing a disturbance during services and the Deacons toss you out on your head.

Of what are termed the  “Inalienable Rights” of man, none is any greater, nor any less than any other.

“We are, heart and soul, friends to the freedom of the press. It is however, the prostituted companion of liberty… It corrupts, it deceives, it inflames. It strips virtue of her honors, and lends to faction its wildfire and its poisoned arms… It is a precious pest, and a necessary mischief, and there would be no liberty without it.” —Fisher Ames

Hence, any “Right” can be abused or mis-used. The Right to Self Defense, as outlined in the Second Amendment can obviously be mis-used. The Right to be safe in your property can be abused, and so on. They are inextricably intertwined. Your rights end when they infringe upon the rights of others.

The Stars and Bars

July 9, 2007

Confederate Flag

A very good blogging friend has been castigated for having the flag of the Confederacy on his blog. It is his blog, he pays for it. It is not a racist symbol, and anyone that has taken the time to actually study what went into causing the American Civil War, as most people refer to the War of Northern Aggression, knows that.

My folks come from the area of Audrain County Missouri. That’s right, they were in the thick of things. From riding with Quantrils Raiders, and supporting Bloody Bill Anderson when ever they could. They fought for principles, not for the right to own other human beings.

For complete coverage go to: http://texasfred.net/archives/325/trackback/

Safety, or back door Gun Control?

July 7, 2007

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has proposed new rules that would have a dramatic effect on the storage and transportation of ammunition and handloading components.  The proposed rule indiscriminately treats ammunition, powder and primers as “explosives.” 

The public comment period ends July 12. To file your own comment, or to learn more about the OSHA proposal, click here or go to http://www.regulations.gov/ and search for Docket Number OSHA-2007-0032″; you can read OSHA’s proposal and learn how to submit comments electronically, or by fax or mail.  

Order in the Court!

July 7, 2007

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word
for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:      No, I just lie there.  
____________________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:      Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS:        Yes.

ATTORNEY:   And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:       I forget.

ATTORNEY:   You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS:    He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:    My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS:     We both do.

ATTORNEY:  Voodoo?
WITNESS:     We do.

ATTORNEY:  You do?
WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS:    Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      Uh, he’s twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:     Are you shittin’ me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS:      Yes.

ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:     Uh…. I was getting’ laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
WITNESS:      Yes.

ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.

ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
WITNESS:     Are you shittin’ me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:     By death.

ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:  Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS:     Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS:     No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS:      Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS:      The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS:      No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS:  Huh….are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

______________________________________
ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:      No.

ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 

Yogi Berra addresses the crowd

July 7, 2007

ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
  05/27/2007

        May 19, 2007: St. Louis native Yogi Berra addresses the crowd on hand for the Saint LouisUniversity
graduation. (David Carson/P-D)
      

  Deadlines being what they are for this Sunday column, this essayist missed a momentous occasion recently. Yogi
Berra accepted an honorary degree from St. Louis University and delivered the commencement speech for 1,900
graduates and 10,000 in attendance at Scottrade Center.
It’s hard to imagine a more promising lingual event. Berra is to vocal communication what Don Cherry i s to the
fashion industry. Yogi doesn’t so much command the English language as he corkscrews it. It is part of what makes
the baseball Hall of Famer and pride of the Hill one of America’s endearing figures.
  While the oratory went unrecognized in this space last week, I was fortunate enough to secure – wink, wink – a
copy of the discourse and felt compelled to share it with those who did not attend. So here is, in its entirety,
Yogi’s dissertation:

  “Thank you all for being here tonight. I know this is a busy time of year, and if you weren’t here, you could
probably be somewhere else. I especially want to thank the administration at St. Louis University for making this
day necessary. It is an honor to receive this honorary degree.

  It is wonderful to be here in St. Louis and to visit the old neighborhood. I haven’t been back since the last
time I was here. Everything looks the same, only different. Of course, things in the past are never as they used
to be.
  Before I speak, I have something I’d like to say. As you may know, I never went to college, or high school for
that matter. To be honest, I’m not much of a public speaker, so I will try to keep this short as long as I can.

  As I look out upon all of the young people here tonight, there are a number of words of wisdom I might depart.
But I think the most irrelevant piece of advice I can pass along is this: “The most important things in life are
the things that are least important.”

I could have gone a number of directions in my life. Growing up on the Hill, I could have opened a restaurant or
a bakery. But the more time I spent in places like that, the less time I wanted to spend there. I knew that if I
wanted to play baseball, I was going to have to play baseball. My childhood friend, Joe Garagiola, also became a
big-league ballpayer, as did my son, Dale. I think you’ll find the similarities in our careers are quite different.

  You’re probably wondering, how does a kid from the Hill become a New York Yankee and get in the Hall of Fame?
Well, let me tell you something, if it was easy nobody would do it. Nothing is impossible until you make it
possible.

  Of course, times were different. To be honest, I was born at an early age. Things are much more confiscated now.
It seems like a nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. But let me tell you, if the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

  You’ll make some wrong mistakes along the way, but only the wrong survive. Never put off until tomorrow what you
can’t do today. Denial isn’t just a river in Europe .

  Strive for success and remember you won’t get what you want unless you want what you get. Some will choose a
different path. If they don’t want to come along, you can’t stop them. Remember, none are so kind as those who
will not see.

  Keep the faith and follow the Commandments: Do not covet thy neighbor’s wife, unless she has nothing else to
wear. Treat others before you treat yourself. As Franklin Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ‘The only thing you have to
fear is beer itself.’

  Hold on to your integrity, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the one thing you really need to have; if you don’t have
it, that’s why you need it. Work hard to reach your goals, and if you can’t reach them, use a ladder. There may
come a day when you get hurt and have to miss work. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt to miss work.

  Over the years, I have realized that baseball is really just a menopause for life. We all have limitations, but
we also know limitation is the greatest form of flattery. Beauty is in the eyes of Jim Holder.

  Half the lies you hear won’t be true, and half the things you say, you won’t ever say.

  As parents you’ll want to give your children all the things you didn’t have. But don’t buy them an encyclopedia,
make them walk to school like you did. Teach them to have respect for others, especially the police. They are not
here to create disorder, they are here to preserve it.

  Throughout my career, I found good things always came in pairs of three. There will be times when you are an
overwhelming underdog. Give 100 percent to everything you do, and when that’s not enough, give everything you have
left. ‘Winning isn’t everything, but it’s better than rheumatism.’ I think Guy Lombardo said that.

  Finally, dear graduates and friends, cherish this moment; it is a memory you will never forget. You have your
entire future ahead of you.

  “Good luck and Bob’s speed.”