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Fridays Funny …

October 12, 2007

Friday’s Funny

Two women are in Heaven and they are talking…

1st woman: Hi! My name is Susie.

2nd woman: Hi! I’m Cindi. How did you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer… We’d both still be alive.  

The more things change, the more they stay the same…

October 12, 2007

Some years ago I stumbled upon a website that just plain cheered me up. In fact, I could not stop laughing. Now, what with Al Gore winning a Nobel Prize, the Denver Bronco’s going on self destruct mode, and my shotgun busting a spring, I decided to roll out, once again, the 213 things that Skippy can no longer do in the Army.


Edited so Skippy can be happy again; Just follow the link.

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