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Since things appear so quiet… « Conservative Libertarian Outpost
August 15, 2007Since things appear so quiet…
August 15, 2007
The blogs appear to be very quiet today so I suppose that something needs to be done to stir things up a bit. The blogosphere thrives on controversy, or at least so it appears. A few well chosen key words might just spice things up! 🙂
- The Drug War: Making thugs into millionaires!
- Gun Control: Hitting the intended target each time, every time!
- Politics: Warfare by another name, and just as deadly in the long run.
- Education: Never assume that letters following a name have the least bit to do with intelligence. ( Unknown Professor at UCSD circa 1969)
- The Democrat Party: A Communist plot!
That should get things going today! Enjoy!
Irish Blondes
August 13, 2007IRISH BLONDE
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino
and bet
twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much
luckier when I’m
completely nude”.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and
yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed
“YES, YES, I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The
other
answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were
watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are
dumb, but all men are men.
SOURCE: Mister Christer!
A few bad apples
August 5, 2007http://texasfred.net/archives/404/trackback/
This story goes back aways in the blogosphere. Bottom line being that don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
A lot of people caught serious flak at the time that the story broke. People on both sides. So be it. I myself, have said time and time again that we need to let the system work. Allow it to do it’s job so to speak.
The Hate America First Brigade is having a field day pointing out the Soldiers and Marines that have been convicted of this or that crime in Iraq.
Well? I hate to piss in your Cheerios but these are such a small minority of our armed forces that they are statistical insignificant.
An “Ugly American.” Maj. Scott H. Southworth
August 5, 2007
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Law of the land..?
August 5, 2007This week, a House Foreign Affairs subcommittee attempted to investigate whether the Mexican government was involved in the prosecution of former U.S. Border Patrol agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean, who were sentenced to prison for shooting drug smuggler Osvaldo Aldrete-Davila in the buttocks. The panel’s attempts were mitigated when Justice Department and Homeland Security officials declined to appear for the hearing. State Department official Charles Shapiro did appear and testified that there was no documentation to indicate that Mexico influenced the Ramos-Compean prosecution.
However, under grilling from Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), Shapiro admitted that the State Department would not know whether Mexico had contacted other U.S. departments regarding the matter. Shapiro stated he was unaware of previous communication that occurred between U.S. Attorney John Sutton’s office and the Mexican government in other border matters, including the similar case of Texas Sheriff’s Deputy Guillermo Hernandez, in which Mexican officials wrote letters to Sutton’s office requesting prosecution.
The panel plans to hold another hearing and call on Sutton and his staff to testify in the matter. If you have not already done so, please join the nearly 64,000 Patriots who have already signed our petition, Free the Texas Three and Secure Our Borders.
SOURCE: PATRIOT POST
Alright, as any that read my posts here as well as elsewhere, I am very much against making thugs into millionaires. Also known as “The Drug War.” This bovine feces of tossing our sworn Law Enforcement Officers into prison for doing precisely what the hell we pay them to do is ridiculous.
The truly larger issue here though is the law that was applied, as in mandatory sentencing for so-called “gun crimes.” I warned that this would happen. I warned the NRA. I warned the POA, and I sounded the alarm through letters to the editor that were published. This is the kind of crap that happens when you use the United States Constitution as toilet paper.
Figure it out folks; Ex Post Facto Law, the taking of Inalienable Rights for less than felonies, sexist law enforcement based upon political correctness are all immoral.
On target no adjustment needed
August 5, 2007Once again, The Patriot Post nails an issue to the wall.
THE FOUNDATION
“National defense is one of the cardinal duties of a statesman.” —John Adams
PATRIOT PERSPECTIVE
OIF: Good news is bad for surrender monkeys
In our democratic republic, we charge our elected representatives with the conduct of vigorous debate about issues both foreign and domestic. In doing so, we expect them to uphold their oaths to protect and defend our Constitution.
However, politicians often posture and pretend in order to line up constituencies that perpetuate their tenure in office, regardless of constitutional constraints.
Such political posturing is a disingenuous breach of trust at best. When this deceit extends to matters of national security, especially when we are at war and continue to face formidable threats from Jihadi terrorists, it is downright traitorous.
The Democrat Party was, in a bygone era, populated by statesmen. Until JFK (that’s J.F. Kennedy not J.F. Kerry), Democrat leaders, understood the projection of force to protect America’s security and vital interests abroad.
Now, this once-proud political party is infested with hypocritical, nescient, duplicitous, reprehensible, half-witted, asinine, obsequious, meretricious, pusillanimous, indolent, imbecilic, pompous, retromingent, ignominious, ungrateful, sycophantic prevaricators (did I leave anything out?), who flippantly exploit Operation Iraqi Freedom as political fodder for their next campaign.
Truth be told, most Democrats know that the fate of the entire Middle East (and, by extension, much of the free world) depends on the establishment of a stable government in Iraq. They know that Fourth Generation Warfare in the Second Nuclear Age leaves us no choice but to confront Jihadistan on the Iraqi front. After all, if not Iraq now, then where and when?
They also know that much of what is reported in the American media reflects not only the propaganda machines of the Left, but also that of our Jihadi adversaries. This is because these cutthroats understand that our mainstream media is friendly terrain for undermining American will.
Unfortunately, petty party politics prevail, with little regard for the inconvenient truth that Leftist defeatism merely emboldens our enemy and further endangers our troops in Iraq.
Now, however, there is a confluence of analysis from the warfront in Iraq that OIF has turned a corner. Clearly, such news will have significant consequences for those Leftists who have staked their political fortunes on America’s failure, surrender and retreat from Iraq.
In the New York Times this week, two noted and vocal critics of OIF, Michael O’Hanlon and Kenneth Pollack, analysts with the Left-leaning Brookings Institution, published an op-ed entitled “A War We Just Might Win.”
Having just returned from a fact-finding tour of Iraq, their op-ed notes, “After the furnace-like heat, the first thing you notice when you land in Baghdad is the morale of our troops. Today, morale is high. The soldiers and Marines… feel now they have the numbers needed to make a real difference.”
On the politics of Iraq, O’Hanlon and Pollack write, “Viewed from Iraq… the political debate in Washington is surreal. The Bush administration has over four years lost essentially all credibility. Yet now the administration’s critics, in part as a result, seem unaware of the significant changes taking place.”
Their analysis continues: “Here is the most important thing Americans need to understand: We are finally getting somewhere in Iraq, at least in military terms. As two analysts who have harshly criticized the Bush administration’s miserable handling of Iraq, we were surprised by the gains we saw and the potential to produce not necessarily ‘victory’ but a sustainable stability that both we and the Iraqis could live with.”
Also this week, retired Army General Jack Keane testified before the House Armed Services Committee, telling them in no uncertain words, “Your actions here in the Congress appear to be in direct conflict with the realities on the ground where the trends are up and progress is being made. We are on the offensive and we have the momentum.”
That news was so distressing to Rep. Nancy Boyda (D-KS) that she walked out of the committee hearings during General Keane’s testimony, lamenting later that there was “only so much [she could tolerate] after so much of the frustration of having to listen to what we listened to.” She continued, “Those kinds of [encouraging] comments will in fact show up in the media and further divide this country instead of saying, ‘Here’s the reality of the problem’.”
Of course, reality in the alternate universe of the Left dictates that down is up, in is out, left is right, black is white, falsehood is truth, pride is humility, red is blue and, particularly in the case of Iraq, good news is bad.
Adding insult to injury, more bad news for Demos: Marine General Jim Jones conducted a congressionally mandated study of Iraq’s security forces and returned with a favorable report.
This report, combined with the continuing decline of American and Iraqi casualties, has Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Leader Harry Reid very concerned that their “defeat and retreat” political folly may backfire.
Asked about the political implications should commanding Gen. David Petraeus report significant progress during his scheduled congressional testimony in September, House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) replied, “Well, that would be a real big problem for us, no question about that.”
Good news out of Iraq is “a real big problem”? Guess that depends upon whose side you’re on.
Myself, Texas Fred, and others have been saying pretty much the same thing about the Democrat’s for ages. We may not agree all the time about the war, but the theme is there.
Government Health Care?
August 2, 2007“There’s absolutely no mystery why our greatest complaints are in the arena of government-delivered services and the fewest in market-delivered services. In the market, there are the ruthless forces of profit, loss and bankruptcy that make producers accountable to us. In the arena of government-delivered services, there’s no such accountability… Our health care system is hampered by government intervention, and the solution is not more government intervention but less… Before we buy into single-payer health care systems like Canada’s and the United Kingdom’s, we might want to do a bit of research. The Vancouver, British Columbia-based Fraser Institute annually publishes ‘Waiting Your Turn.’ Its 2006 edition gives waiting times, by treatments, from a person’s referral by a general practitioner to treatment by a specialist. The shortest waiting time was for oncology (4.9 weeks). The longest waiting time was for orthopedic surgery (40.3 weeks), followed by plastic surgery not including lipo alternative (35.4 weeks) and neurosurgery (31.7 weeks). As reported in the June 28 National Center for Policy Analysis’ ‘Daily Policy Digest,’ Britain’s Department of Health recently acknowledged that one in eight patients waits more than a year for surgery. France’s failed health care system resulted in the deaths of 13,000 people, mostly of dehydration, during the heat spell of 2003. Hospitals stopped answering the phones, and ambulance attendants told people to fend for themselves. I don’t think most Americans would like more socialized medicine in our country.” —Walter Williams
This really is quite a simple issue to analyze; Look at the Veterans Administration for a preview of what socialized medicine would be like in America.
Aging Gracefully?
August 2, 2007Old Couple:
The Seniors Breakfast Special
**********************************Even non-seniors will appreciate this!!!!
It often pays to think “outside the box”!
Recently, my wife and I went to breakfast at
a local restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special”
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toastfor $1.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said. “…..But I don’t
want the eggs, thank you.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because you’re ordering the
toast, bacon, and hash browns a la carte,”
the waitress warned her.
“…..You mean I’d have to pay for NOT taking
the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.
“Yes…” stated the waitress, “…it’s the policy.”
“O.K., I’ll take the Special then.” my wife said.
“….And how do you want your eggs?” the
waitress asked.
“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
HEY!! DON’T MESS WITH US SENIORS!!!
We’ve been around the block more than once!!
A TRIP TO WALMART
You are in the middle of some kind of
project around the house.
Mowing
the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever.
You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old
work clothes on. You know the outfit; shorts with the hole in crotch,
old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis
shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize
you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20’s:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush
your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror
and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you
just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You
went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30’s:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You
married the hot chick, so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb
your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Hey! Still got it. Add a shot of your
favorite cologne to cover the manly smell. The cute girl running the register
is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40’s:
Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the
hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash
your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don’t want
to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and
do more sucking in than flexing. Now the spicy young thing running the
register is your daughter’s age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50’s:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto
your shirt. Change shoes because you don’t want to get dirt in your new
sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that
shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the
register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it.
(…Then you remember the hat you have on is from your buddy’s bait shop
and it says, “I Got Worms”.)
In your 60’s:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog
poop off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in
your 50’s. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the
hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute but you
don’t have your glasses on so you are not sure.
In your 70’s:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your
prescriptions ready too. Don’t’ even notice the dog poop on your shoes.
The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of
her grandfather.
In your 80’s:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you
remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. You go to Wal-Mart and
then aimlessly wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for.
Bending over to tie your shoes, you pass gas out loud and you mistakenly
think it was someone calling out your name. The old lady that greeted you
at the front door went to school with you ….and was three years behind.
| A senior couple pulls up to a gas station: Attendant: How may I help you? Old Man: Please fill it up. Old Lady: What did he say? Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted, and I told him to fill it up. Attendant: So, where are you heading? I told him we’re going to see the grandkids. Attendant: Where are you coming from? Pittsburgh. She wouldn’t shut up, was a nag and a lousy cook, and was lousy in bed, too. |
Considering The Circumstances . . .
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat,
and is surprised to find a large purple parrot
seated in the seat next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty young
flight attendant walks down the aisle past the
man and his unusual seat mate.
The man orders a Vodka Martini with ice,
and the attendant smiles and says she will be
right back. But minutes pass with no drink
coming …even after a second order from the
man.
The next trip the FA makes down the aisle,
the mans seat-mate pipes up.
“Hey, you stupid broad,” says the parrot,
“….bring me a whiskey and soda, and make
it snappy!”
The FA looks visibly annoyed, but walks
on. A minute later, she walks back up the
aisle, and the parrot pipes up again: “….You
dumb blonde lazy floozy, where’s my whiskey?
Hurry it up! ”
Visibly VERY flustered, the FA hurries up
the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot’s
drink.
Impressed with the parrot’s technique, the
man decides to try and get some quick service
for himself.
“Hey, you moronic excuse for womanhood,”
says the man, “….get me a vodka martini! And
don’t be dragging your sorry @#%$ – I want it
right now! ”
The FA says nothing, turns red with anger
and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment
she returns with the First Officer and two burly
male flight attendants. The crewmen seize the
passenger and the parrot, drag them from their
seats, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl
them both out of the airplane at 31,000 feet.
As the two are hurled out the door, the parrot
says to the man, “…You know, for someone who
can’t fly, you’re pretty danged rude!”
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Hello.”
“Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday,
a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now
uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are either
bad or terrible.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s, and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. And unfortunately, we can’t tell
which is your husband’s.”
“That’s dreadful! Can’t you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Ward.
“Normally we can, Ma;am, but your Medicare plan will only pay for
these expensive tests one time.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. Then, if he finds his way home,
don’t sleep with him.”
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: “My wife sure is stupid!
She done bought an air conditioner.”
2nd Hillbilly: “Why’s thet so stupid?”
1st Hillbilly: “We ain’t got no danged ‘lectricity!”
2nd Hillbilly: “Hey! Thet’s nothin’! My wife is so
dang stupid, she done bought one of
them new fangled warshin’ machines!”
1st Hillbilly: “An’ why is thet so stupid?”
2nd Hillbilly: “…Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”
3rd Hillbilly: “Yoall….that ain’t nuthin’! My wife is
dumber than both yer wifes put together! I
was a-goin’ through her purse the other day
a-lookin’ fer some change, an’ I done found
six condoms in thar!!”
1st and 2nd Hillbillies (after thinkin’ on it some…):
“Well heck, man, what’s so dumb about that?”
3rd Hillbilly: “Dude….she ain’t got no danged pecker!”








