While surfing the web today, I chanced across an old story from Westword Magazine. It was about a young woman that I not only had worked with, but whose case I testified at a few years ago.
Since then, I have also had a few problems with State Farm Insurance of my own. I can’t help but wonder if my testimony isn’t related to those, and a few other things that have happened.
In any case, read, and enjoy…
Friends, Coloradans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears, for an (almost) unknown (outside EMS circles) man among men is running for President of these United States of America!
A man of immense integrity and strength, he tells Flight Nurses where to go! As well as the occasional Paramedic, Police Officer, Sheriff, and Fire Chiefs! Most often because they are lost, but that is a subject for another day! 🙂
My friends, this is the man that you want when things get tough! Such as when he was doing a ride along with me, and a rather large drunk at the old Jeffco Detox decided that I would look much better if my nose was sticking out of the back of my head. I simply looked at Chris, and said “Sick’Em!.” A single glance at Chris, and things with the drunk suddenly became easier.
I also know the mans family, and his Father ( May he rest in peace for all eternity, and Mother have always been proud of this country’s heritage. Heck! I mean, his Father used Browning shotguns to hunt with!
Yes, this is posted in jest. But in all seriousness folks? I can think of a lot worse people being President of these not so United States of America. I could start with Barak Obama, and John McCain.
My name is Patrick Sperry
Once upon a time I was a passing fair Paramedic from Saint Anthony’s Paramedic Program, Cycle 32… God bless you Gerry, where ever you are!
For some reason, I can’t find a link about the Father of Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine right now. I suppose that it is the tears in my eyes. In any case? Vote for Chris Smith for President of the United States of America! Hell, Tom Tancredo doesn’t even answer emails any more…
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies
everything. What’s
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating.
Also,since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t
even looked for
a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars,
cruise around and
bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay
the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t
even pretend to
like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What
should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t
need him anymore!
You’re a Senator from New York running for
President of the United States.
Act like one.
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