The things that you get from an Engineer! AS YOU READ THROUGH THIS VERSION OF THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS TALE, I THINK YOU'LL COME TO THE SAME CONCLUSION I HAVE. IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY THE CONGRESSMEN WHO WROTE THAT 2000 PAGE HEALTH CARE BILL. ROA > Technical Night Before Christmas > > 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a technical > writer for a firm that does Gov't contracting... > > 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding > the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of > residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the > possessors of this potential, including that species of > domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was > meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood > burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory > pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric > philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the > honorific title of St. Nicholas. > > The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their > respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing > subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit > confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums. My > conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head > coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the > hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion > of the grounds there ascended such a cacophony of dissonance > that I felt compelled to arise with alacrity from my place > of repose for the purpose of ascertaining the precise source > thereof. > > Hastening to the casement, I forthwith opened the barriers > sealing this fenestration, noting thereupon that the lunar > brilliance without, reflected as it was on the surface of a > recent crystalline precipitation, might be said to rival > that of the solar meridian itself - thus permitting my > incredulous optical sensory organs to behold a miniature > airborne runnered conveyance drawn by eight diminutive > specimens of the genus Rangifer, piloted by a minuscule, > aged chauffeur so ebullient and nimble that it became > instantly apparent to me that he was indeed our anticipated > caller. With his ungulate motive power travelling at what > may possibly have been more vertiginous velocity than > patriotic alar predators, he vociferated loudly, expelled > breath musically through contracted labia, and addressed > each of the octet by his or her respective cognomen - "Now > Dasher, now Dancer..." et al. - guiding them to the > uppermost exterior level of our abode, through which > structure I could readily distinguish the concatenations of > each of the 32 cloven pedal extremities. > > As I retracted my cranium from its erstwhile location, and > was performing a 180-degree pivot, our distinguished > visitant achieved - with utmost celerity and via a downward > leap - entry by way of the smoke passage. He was clad > entirely in animal pelts soiled by the ebony residue from > oxidations of carboniferous fuels which had accumulated on > the walls thereof. His resemblance to a street vendor I > attributed largely to the plethora of assorted playthings > which he bore dorsally in a commodious cloth receptacle. > > His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminosity, while > his submaxillary dermal indentations gave every evidence of > engaging amiability. The capillaries of his malar regions > and nasal appurtenance were engorged with blood which > suffused the subcutaneous layers, the former approximating > the coloration of Albion's floral emblem, the latter that of > the Prunus avium, or sweet cherry. His amusing sub- and > supralabials resembled nothing so much as a common loop > knot, and their ambient hirsute facial adornment appeared > like small, tabular and columnar crystals of frozen water. > > Clenched firmly between his incisors was a smoking piece > whose grey fumes, forming a tenuous ellipse about his > occiput, were suggestive of a decorative seasonal circlet of > holly. His visage was wider than it was high, and when he > waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal region > undulated in the manner of impectinated fruit syrup in a > hemispherical container. He was, in short, neither more nor > less than an obese, jocund, multigenarian gnome, the optical > perception of whom rendered me visibly frolicsome despite > every effort to refrain from so being. By rapidly lowering > and then elevating one eyelid and rotating his head slightly > to one side, he indicated that trepidation on my part was > groundless. > > Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling > the aforementioned appended hosiery with various of the > aforementioned articles of merchandise extracted from his > aforementioned previously dorsally transported cloth > receptacle. Upon completion of this task, he executed an > abrupt about- face, placed a single manual digit in lateral > juxtaposition to his olfactory organ, inclined his cranium > forward in a gesture of leave-taking, and forthwith effected > his egress by renegotiating (in reverse) the smoke passage. > He then propelled himself in a short vector onto his > conveyance, directed a musical expulsion of air through his > contracted oral sphincter to the antlered quadrupeds of > burden, and proceeded to soar aloft in a movement hitherto > observable chiefly among the seed-bearing portions of a > common weed. But I overheard his parting exclamation, > audible immediately prior to his vehiculation beyond the > limits of visibility: "Ecstatic Yuletide to the planetary > constituency, and to that self same assemblage, my sincerest > wishes for a salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly > pleasurable period between sunset and dawn."
Posts Tagged ‘Politics’
Technical Night Before Christmas
December 19, 2009Asshats and MP3’s
December 19, 2009What to do when you just can’t seem to figure out how to handle a difficult problem? Why,find an application on your smart phone!
Ain’t technology wonderful?
Civil War: Democrat meltdown
December 18, 2009It sure is starting to look a lot like Chernobyl at the DNC. From obamacare to gun control “progressives” appear to be backed into a corner of their own making, and like cornered and packed in rats? They are going after each other with a vengeance.
Seems like only yesterday the Washington establishment had proclaimed the death of the GOP. Pundits churned out public autopsy reports faster than the L.A. County Medical Examiner. Liberals gloated over the supposedly irreparable fissures between right-wing populists and Beltway Republican elites. Conservatism, we were told, was suffering brain death and heart failure. My, how quickly things — ahem — change.
Social conservatives, fiscal conservatives, the GOP leadership, Sarah Palin’s heartland supporters, conservative think-tank intellectuals, D.C. and Manhattan conservatives, Big Business and small-business conservatives, Joe the Plumber conservatives, and every stripe and flavor of conservative in between are all united against the Democrats’ proposed government takeover of health care. All.
It’s the left, not the right, cracking up. It’s the party donkey, not the elephant, now in a rabies-crazed frenzy. Funny, though, how internecine rancor on the right always puts conservatism in its last, final, permanent death throes (again and again), but internecine warfare on the left is merely a matter of healthy, principled disagreement.
Former Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean went on the “YEARRGGH!”-path again — dressed in Tea Party-esque drag — and exhorted the majority to “Kill the Bill” and start over with a public option. White House senior adviser David Axelrod — echoing criticism of Dean more commonly heard on the right — promptly pronounced the Vermont liberal’s rantings “insane.” White House spokesman Robert Gibbs dismissed Dean as irrational. And this was just the left-wing Punch and Judy show preview.
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GOA and GOF File Brief in Chicago Handgun Ban Case
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
On Monday, November 23, 2009, Gun Owners of America and Gun Owners Foundation filed a friend-of-the-court brief in the United States Supreme Court in support of four Chicago residents seeking to invalidate a city ordinance prohibiting them from owning or possessing a handgun in their own home.
Just one year and ninth months previously, GOA and GOF filed a similar brief in support of a Washington, D.C. resident who was seeking relief from an almost identical city ordinance.
On June 26, 2008, in District of Columbia v. Heller, the United States Supreme Court ruled that the D.C. ordinance was unconstitutional because an absolute ban on handgun ownership and possession “infringed” on the D.C. citizen’s right to keep and bear arms as secured by the Second Amendment.
“The question now before the Court is whether an American citizen who resides in Chicago, Illinois has the same right to keep or bear arms as the American citizen who resides in the District of Columbia,” said GOA Executive Director Larry Pratt.
“Since both residents are American citizens, it seems logical that both ought to have the same rights,” Pratt said.
According to Heller, the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms belongs to “all Americans.” The current GOA brief, which is supported by seven other like-minded organizations, contends that this right extends to every American citizen without regard to state of residence.
That argument is based on the Fourteenth Amendment’s straightforward prohibition against any state that makes or enforces any law that “abridge[s] the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States.”
By relying expressly on this “privileges and immunities” clause, the GOA brief urges the Court not to use a gun rights case to extend the power of the federal judiciary to impose its predilections upon the states in unrelated areas, such as business regulation and moral license.
Gun Owners of America and Gun Owners Foundation usually take the side that is against the federal government because it has become too big for its britches. And the Chicago case is no exception from that policy and principle.
Thus, it bears repeating that the Supreme Court found in Heller that the very purpose of the unalienable right to keep and bear arms is to prevent “tyrants” from “taking away the people’s arms, enabling a select militia or standing army to suppress political opponents.” To the Court’s credit, it saw that the D.C. ban on handguns was just the kind of regulation prohibited by the Second Amendment. Thus, the Court ruled that the keeping of handguns for self-defense was a “central component of the right itself.”
Another successful outcome of GOA’s Heller brief was in countering the Bush Administration, which had asked the Court to use the D.C. case as a justification for all sorts of gun control. GOA was pleased that the Justices heeded our admonition to limit the Court’s holding to the case before it, thus shooting down both the D.C. government and the Bush Administration in their quest to validate other firearms restrictions.
A brief like the one we are filing regarding the Chicago case is very expensive. We constantly hear from gun owners that we need to be challenging gun bans in court, to counter the efforts of the Brady Bunch, the ACLU and other leftist organizations.
So won’t you please join us in this monumental battle with a special year-end contribution to help pay our expenses for this important effort?
You can donate to this worthy cause at http://www.gunowners.com/mcdonald.htm
Milblogs Go Silent For CJ Photobucket
December 16, 2009Stolen from TexasFred!
Milblogs Go Silent For CJ

You may remember this post, where I posted about CJ from A Soldier’s Perspective and the grief he is getting from his children’s former school. What’s worse is that his command in Alabama did not back him up. Luckily, many prominent milblogs are, and a lot of them are going silent in solidarity with this highly decorated American hero:
On Wednesday 16 December, readers will have the chance to imagine a world without milblogs, and to do something about it. Those participating are urging their readers to contact their elected representatives in Congress, and to let their opinions be known to them and to other leaders in Washington.
Some milblogs will remain silent for several days; some just for the day. All have agreed to keep the post about the silence and C.J. at the top of their blogs until Friday 18 December.
The issues go beyond C.J., and deserve careful consideration and discussion. We hope that you will cover this event, and explore the issues that lie at the heart of the matter. Contact the milbloggers in your area or that you know, and hear the story that lies within.
A Partial List of Participating Blogs:
This Ain’t Hell
Boston Maggie
Blackfive
Miss Ladybug
Drunken Wisdom
Grim’s Hall
From My Position
CDR Salamander
BouhammerToday, you have the chance to imagine a world without milblogs, and to do something about it. Make your voice heard by writing your congressional representatives and others, and by making donations as you see fit. (H/T – Mr. Wolf from Blackfive)
Hopefully, this protest will raise awareness to CJ’s plight, and with any luck, the Army will start standing up for one of its own.
While I am not a milblogger, I am also participating in the day of silence in honor of CJ and every other milblogger out there. Thank you all for what you do.
Fred Notes: This post, Milblogs Go Silent For CJ, is taken, in it’s entirety, from my blog buddy Wyatt Earp at Support Your Local Gunfighter. I am a part time Milblogger, I blog about politics, police matters and military support, as well as a myriad of other topics, but I stand in full support of Wyatt Earp and Military Bloggers the world over!
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Federal gun regulator accused of damaging Metairie hotel room
December 15, 2009Hat Tip to Texas Fred for the heads up on this. Regular readers know that I support LEO’s to the hilt. But, there always has to be an exception to make the rule or so the saying goes.
That exception, is the BATFE. The only agency dedicated to the destruction of The Bill of Rights. During the Clinton years Explosives were added to the responsibilities of the notoriously rogue agency. One can only guess that Clinton did that in order to lend an air of legitimacy to the group of maniacs that brought you the Ruby Ridge travesty and the Waco Holocaust.
I am on record as having stated that any thing that is legitimate that they do, should, on a federal level be performed by the FBI. No, the FBI isn’t perfect, but compared to BATFE? The FBI wins hands down when it comes to acting ethically.
Moving BATFE from the IRS to DHS hasn’t changed much…
Read about this HERE
More on Climategate
December 15, 2009“The hacked emails from the global warming center of the universe — the Climate Research Unit at Britain’s East Anglia University — could be the climatology equivalent of discovering the bones of Jesus. If the veracity of the emails is confirmed and if they contain evidence of data ‘trickery,’ as some global warming skeptics have suggested, their content could perhaps point to a vast cover-up of scientific evidence that some believe will disprove the ‘doctrine’ of man-made climate change. So who are the real flat-earthers? Are they the ones who won’t listen to any evidence except that which supports their cult-like faith, or are they the growing number who say the science is anything but settled and needs more study? Leonard Weinstein has scientific credentials no reasonable person can deny. Dr. Weinstein is a former senior research scientist who worked more than 30 years at the NASA Langley Research Center. He is now senior research fellow at the National Institute of Aerospace. Last April, he wrote an essay ‘Disproving the Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) Problem’…. Dr. Weinstein wrote: ‘In order to support a theory, specific predictions need to be made that are based on the claims of the theory, and the predictions then need to happen.’ He lists six theories on which the AGW model is based and then proceeds to dismantle each of them. … Dr. Weinstein concludes: ‘The final question that arises is what prediction has the AGW made that has been demonstrated, and that strongly supports the theory. It appears that there is NO real supporting evidence and much disagreeing evidence for the AGW theory as proposed. That is not to say there is no effect from Human activity. Clearly human pollution (not greenhouse gases) is a problem. There is also almost surely some contribution to the present temperature from the increase in CO2 and CH4, but it seems to be small and not a driver of future climate. Any reasonable scientific analysis must conclude the basic theory wrong!!'” –columnist Cal Thomas

“On the day Copenhagen opened, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency claimed jurisdiction over the regulation of carbon emissions by declaring them an ‘endangerment’ to human health. Since we operate an overwhelmingly carbon-based economy, the EPA will be regulating practically everything. No institution that emits more than 250 tons of CO2 a year will fall outside EPA control. This means over a million building complexes, hospitals, plants, schools, businesses and similar enterprises. … Not since the creation of the Internal Revenue Service has a federal agency been given more intrusive power over every aspect of economic life. … Forget for a moment the economic effects of severe carbon chastity. There’s the matter of constitutional decency. If you want to revolutionize society — as will drastic carbon regulation and taxation in an energy economy that is 85 percent carbon-based — you do it through Congress reflecting popular will. Not by administrative fiat of EPA bureaucrats. Congress should not just resist this executive overreaching, but trump it: Amend existing clean air laws and restore their original intent by excluding CO2 from EPA control and reserving that power for Congress and future legislation. Do it now. Do it soon. Because Big Brother isn’t lurking in CIA cloak. He’s knocking on your door, smiling under an EPA cap.” –columnist Charles Krauthammer
Bill of Rights Day
December 15, 2009The Bill of Rights was inspired by three remarkable documents: John Locke’s 1689 thesis, Two Treatises of Government, regarding the protection of “property” (in the Latin context, proprius, or one’s own “life, liberty and estate”); in part from the Virginia Declaration of Rights authored by George Mason in 1776 as part of that state’s Constitution; and, of course, in part from our Declaration of Independence authored by Thomas Jefferson.
Read in context, the Bill of Rights is both an affirmation of innate individual rights and a clear delineation on constraints upon the central government. As oft trampled and abused as the Bill of Rights is, Patriots should remain vigilant in the fight for our rights.
Climate Gate: As the world turns..? This is some soap opera!
December 13, 2009The faux science called man made Global Warming is being blown apart as scandal after scandal, as well as lie after lie becomes exposed to the light of day. Anthony, over at The Liberty Sphere assembled a rather astonishing array of evidence, much of it from another WordPress Blog, Watts Up With That.
After nearly a month and counting since the story broke on the biggest scandal in scientific history, a major daily newspaper has finally undertaken a thorough examination of the evidence in the Climategate scandal.
(AP Photo/Aijaz Rahi)
Granted, the newspaper in question is not in the United States but the U.K. And still, even after a month the television news broadcasts of ABC, CBS, and NBC continue to ignore the story.
The London Daily Mail published their findings of a special investigation into Climategate. And, the news isn’t good for the scientific community, the United Nations, or anyone else who attempts to peddle the hoax of ‘global warming’ or its snake-oil cures.
Perhaps the most damning of the findings of the Daily Mail’s investigation is the following admission by Professor Roger Pielke of the University of Colorado’s environmental studies:
‘These emails open up the possibility that big scientific questions we’ve regarded as settled may need another look.
‘They reveal that some of these scientists saw themselves not as neutral investigators but as warriors engaged in battle with the so-called sceptics.
‘They have lost a lot of credibility and as far as their being leading spokespeople on this issue of huge public importance, there is no going back.’
Just as damning as the admission that the scientists on the front lines of the ‘global warming’ propaganda have lost all credibility is the data showing that temperatures during the era known as ‘the Medieval warm period,’ which lasted roughly from 1000 to 1300 B.C., were much warmer than global temperatures today–a full 400-700 years before humans began pumping out those ‘deadly greenhouse gases.’
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Please follow the links, and comment as you would. The shear economic impact upon the entire world should these maniac’s agenda come about should be enough to wake up anyone, anywhere.







